Tfw: hugs^

i can;t figre out if im a *** or a ****

im so ****ing done
so
so
so ****ing done

I want ****ing answers. Now.

That feeling when you go to the grocery store to pick up some spam, as well as picking up a beverage from the beverage rack, and without asking, the clerk puts the beverage on top of the counter. This is easily identified as a learned behavior, and as I've experienced, a rather ubiquitous one at that, which indicates to me that the majority of people want their drinks left on the counter, so the clerks have trained themselves not to ask.

TFW when you feel like the only one in the world who doesn't want their beverage unbagged.

TFW you have no idea what someone is talking about because in your experience they always bag everything you buy at the grocery store.

Test it. Next time you go, buy one of the cold drinks and see what they do. The drinks that are located in the impulse section when you check out. Those are the drinks I'm talking about where they do this.

I cashier at a grocery store on occasion and I always try to ask if they want it now or bagged? Most of the time they tell me what they want to do with the drink before I even ask.

What would you say the ratio of bag/don't bag is? Just curious.

50%?

It usually works like this:

Person A enters, grabs a drink to sip on as they shop. Please don't bag that.
Person B, grabs drink as they are checking out (usually with very few items) and puts it in bag.

Closer than I thought I guess.

Ok, I will attempt this research project.

1. Go to store.
2. Buy drink first.
3. Uncap drink and swig most of it while you continue shopping.
4. Get to checkout.
5. Cashier hands you the remnants.

TFW you're drunk, and and then you read a few posts from here and then you decide you're too drunk to post anything coherent, but you do anyway.

hashtagbishesdonevenknow

if you ever reduce bishesDUNevenknow with a hashtag again I will cut you.

#fidlar

#yolo

tfw it's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...0p82o1_500.gif

I felt like that when I was robotripping, I was reading posts but was too ****ed up (had too much, miscalculated dose) and decided to watch Office Space instead so I didn't have to think too much.

Talk to Troll.

TFW you wake up from an afternoon drunk nap at 11 and you can barely move your leg. I wonder what happened, must've been something big because this bitch hurts.

EDIT: the front brake on my bike is ****ed up so I'm thinking I had a little accident.

TFW you've been playing video games all day and its midnight, and you still wanna play more video games.

Are you sure it was little?

tfw you "like" a picture of Shaun Cassidy in a Classic Rock group on Facebook, and the person who posted it adds you as their friend, then invites you to a Shaun Cassidy fan group and literally all of your feelings about Shaun are "I guess he looked ok for a few minutes and a few of his singles were pretty cute"

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbr0wKuAs1qg7w37.gif

Kinda weird seeing him without his long hair and horns.

That feeling when you find a urinal just full of fresh ice and you proceed to melt the **** out of it with your stream.

TFW you send a text message to your father that was meant for your group chat with your friends.

At least it wasn't a dick pic to your mother.

Idk sending a dick pic to your father is still pretty bad.

Only if you're gay.

Wouldn't that make it better? Could open the door for some Mr. and Mr. Grindy action.

I'm not really one for sending dick pics in group chats anyway so, not quite.

So Steve was actually Adam and Eve's son? Biblical, nawmsayin?.

Whoops, didn't realize it was qwerty posting. My bad. I'm sure grindy understands why I'd jump to the incest conclusion though.

TFW you jerk off, clean up, and then realize you still had some left in the chamber... after you've already put on pants.

You should be castrated.Im not even joking.

Please, I'll bet your underwear is like a wet dishrag right now, since you're thinking of me.

TFW people think you'll understand them jumping to incest conclusions about you.

Commando til death bitch.