Maybe she was born without nipples.

2000 comments and she'll get nipple construction surgery.

1 comment and she gets 2 mosquito's to bite her chest.

TFW your friend from university gets in contact with you after twenty years, bores you to death about how thin he still is and how he earns a six-digit salary, you stifle your yawns and nod politely, and then he offers to buy you some vinyl LPs, so when he asks you what you want, you just dive in! yay

So youre a big fake phony bologna.

Everyone is fake sometimes. Get over yourself.

So you bought yourself some records?

When I'm fake I expect to be called out on it and I don't get insulted, annoyed, or whatever you are...

I'm not insulted. You're just a bore.

So is justifying lame behavior with an appeal to fallacy.