That feel when your girlfriends mom is an abusive bitch and dating cop, so you make her watch Se7en because she has no cable television.

You should have whipped out your dick. That'd show her.

I feel like this right now.

TFW you skipped work and felt like **** all day and all you want to do is take a bong rip, fall asleep to A Knights Tale, and dream nice dreams about Shannyn Sossamon.

One of those movies you thought would be faggy dreck as a dickbag teenager but then you actually watched it and it was hella fun.

bong rips :beer:

And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?

TFW some pleb spells it "beastiality".

Must be ruff.

It's the dog's bollocks.