Tfw you scroll down too fast on your touchscreen, and end up in the secret forum again.

That feeling when.....break up with your partner of six years.

Was the time wasted?

...someone you know posts about getting his nips pierced if he gets 600 comments as a joke, and you post comment #595. I could have just pushed it over the edge with some 5 comment bull****, but I didn't wanna ruin the suspense.

His wife does not approve.

It's been sitting at 598 since last night.

just spam the link all over the internet!

There's dozens that could have pushed it already, but it's their way of making him sweat it out. It's the way these jokesters operate. That, and the fact that his wife is gonna beat the crap out of the one to actually post #600. She's already expressed her 'disdain'.

Tell him to post that if he gets 1000 comments his wife will get her nips pierced too.

Great idea. That'll set her mind at ease with it.

She's probably just jealous.