Oh I cried to the Kids in America cover by the Muffs once completely out of the blue, it happens

Hold up. That’s legit fair. The Muffs are a great band.

They are

I cry at this pretty reliably.

Tfw a singer from a band you were in is still complaining about your guitar being too loud in 2013.

TFW you fall asleep every night to your ex loudly sobbing in regret

https://media.giphy.com/media/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/giphy.gif

Collect his tears so you can bathe in them

TFW the young dude you're vaguely having a conversation with is telling you how crazy the amount of weed he smoked last night was and you wish you were in a plane with a parachute so you'd have an easy way out of this tedious conversation.

Don't talk to me about tedious conversations you ****ing amateur.

I know you are the master of tedious conversations.