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Old 12-22-2019, 02:19 PM   #6651 (permalink)
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Pisses my mom the **** off tbh.
You could have gone for a pun there but no
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-22-2019, 02:21 PM   #6652 (permalink)
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You could have gone for a pun there but no
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The self-clowning wasn't enough for you?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-22-2019, 02:27 PM   #6653 (permalink)
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Consider my high demands a sign of high esteem.
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Old 12-22-2019, 02:34 PM   #6654 (permalink)
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Consider my high demands a sign of high esteem.
Consider my low accomplishments a sign of low esteem.
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Old 12-28-2019, 06:36 AM   #6655 (permalink)
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Tfw you have one blueberry left on the plate and you try to stab it with a fork and it jumps off the plate, on to the floor, and rolls under the fridge as you think to yourself: "I hope you have a good life under there buddy. Go now. Go and become penicillin".
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Old 12-28-2019, 10:42 AM   #6656 (permalink)
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I thought you were gonna feel: "I knew this wouldnt work, why havent I learned after the 100th time and just used my hands!"
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Old 12-29-2019, 04:34 AM   #6657 (permalink)
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I used to just snort em.
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Old 12-29-2019, 07:49 AM   #6658 (permalink)
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Blowberries?
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Blewberries. Past tense.
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Tfw the owner of the company's son comes into your office, looks at your computer screens and says: "It's weird that you know all this ****. You're ****ing weird".

Only stupid people think that, Junior.
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