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Old 04-22-2020, 03:39 PM   #6791 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-27-2020, 02:54 PM   #6792 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:16 PM   #6793 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:30 PM   #6794 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:50 PM   #6795 (permalink)
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You never had a warm fart drift up your clothes?
"Farts going up your back" are your spirit animal.
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:57 PM   #6796 (permalink)
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Don't girls get their lips dribbled when they fart in tight pants? It's a lot like that.
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Old 04-27-2020, 04:29 PM   #6797 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2020, 03:26 PM   #6798 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2020, 04:43 PM   #6799 (permalink)
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tfw you rock a fresh dress shirt like a more attractive David Byrne
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