I have this one rogue hair on the outside of my ear that'll get about 1-2 inches long if I forget about it for some time. It's messed up man, and it freaks me out.

When you get old your body gets unruly weeds.

For years I've had several of those on both of those little nubs that stick out over your earholes. They're basically invisible (or so I choose to believe) and get long and curly as **** in just a week or two.

Mines not invisible and I'm pretty sure no one lets me know about it and just laughs at me. I'm a freak. Look away.

Luckily mine are the purest blonde short of being actually clear and I don't even think I've ever noticed them in the mirror. I only realize they've gotten long by feeling for them. Hold on...

Nope, I'm good.

You have lovely ear hair.

Maybe a little around the sides too.

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...your left ear has been clogged for a couple of days and you finally go to look for some hydrogen peroxide only to find some 2 year old ear ear wax removal liquid but use it anyway and do a first test run that wasn't too bad so you do another one but really fill 'er up this time and give it a good squirt with warm water and a ****-ton of ear wax comes out and now EVERYTHING IS LOUD!

What kind of ear wax remover?

I'm not sure since it's at home and I am not right at the moment. It expired in 2018 but I was desperate. lol

It's like turning the treble all the way up.