My sweet baby girl, whom I mostly raised myself, is 21.

I turned 26 in August.

There's only a five year difference and he can legally drink? STFU, you dumb kid. Quit being such a pussy and cheat on Ki.

Ki is significantly more beautiful than new kid. Seriously.

That must be one ugly little bastard.

He's a little cutie pie but he's a kid.

I have to protect him.

I have to take care of him..

He is my new lil bro.

Regardless of his creepy feels.

TFW you meet new people and want to be all cool and hardcore and then ****ing faint 20 minutes later.

Did you spot Fred Frith?

Now that would have been really embarassing, but I've also spotted him so many times by now, that this wouldn't happen anyway.

You fainted?

You know those dizzy spells when you stand up too quickly or shower too hot? There's like TV static in front of your eyes, buzzing ears, loss of balance.
Had this real bad.

Never had it. Sounds scary.

I think I generaly have low blood pressure, so I've had those a few times.
They're over quickly, but it sucked having one in public and also appearing to be a huge pussy who can't hold his liquor/drugs, alhough I was relatively sober before and immediately afterwards.

I had a beer with him once, at the bar in the Knitting Factory when it was still located on Houston St. in NYC. Spent about 20 minutes talking about music with him. He seemed quite down-to-earth and easygoing.

Frith seems like a great guy. I've seen him live five-six times and four of those he was hanging out at the bar before/afterwards. But I'm shy like a little girl when it comes to meeting musicians I love, so I just adoringly observed him from nearby bushes.

Yeah, not the coolest thing to be seen fainting. But still, it's better than having high blood pressure. Your risk of heart attack, stroke and kidney disease is decreased. Yay.

You have it? That sucks.

I usually wait until after a show before I attempt to approach one of the musicians to say a few words but this particular time was before the show and he just happened to sit down at the empty bar stool next to me.

Nah. Just saying it could be worse.

It's easily treatable these days. You just have to find the right combo of pills. I was up in the 180/110 range many moons ago. Now I take 1 each Atenolol and Losartan every morning. This past Tuesday when I went for a follow up appt. my BP was 104/74. It's been good like that for years now.

I hate when that happens (never had it in the shower though). Just make sure to stand up slowly or have regular breathing beforehand. Every time you stand up. Forever.

Very nice. He's always seemed like a down to earth music folk from his interviews.

Don't have that problem, but due to my massive stomach hatred for liquor I once puked from a shot of Jack Daniels when I wasn't even that drunk. Shot hit my stomach and my throat just rebelled for no good reason, and of course there's no way to play that off. It was in a bar too, so it sucked even harder.

grindy's experience reminds me of the time that I saw Acid Mothers Temple and passed out, had a seizure, and pissed my pants. What a great show.

Urinating in your pants is always a great indication of a good time, music show or not.

TFW they want you to do something in your pants and your just shart yourself. **** colllegel

That's my problem. Usually happens in summer when I get dehydrated. Basically if your pressure is low already getting dehydrated takes it even lower so staying hydrated is always good.

the feeling when you're going to be late for work, just in time for traffic lights, but the bus which you have to take just across from you, you looked on helplessly while the bus was taken way

Haha.

Kinda fits the music.

But still, holy **** man. Did you take some bad GHB or something?

tfw life

I drank a lot of brandy, smoked a mass amount, and drank tea with passionflower stamens. Apparently the stamens are known for this kind of thing, so I think it was that coupled with dehydration. Or it could have been hypoglycemia. The world may never know.

TFW a DJ describes Steel Panther as "glam rock."

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ftfy

TFW wiping the beer off your mustache with your bottom lip makes you feel like a man.

... You find out your dad had sex with a one night stand i had a few months ago.. not sure how to react/feel

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...ja/Suicide.jpg

yeah, i can't really say hello to my dad and look him in the eyes without thinking "Yeah, you got my sloppy seconds"...

let's see that moustache, batturd.

At least you didn't get HIS sloppy seconds. Then I'd really be telling you to kill yourself. There's just no coming back from that.

Gotta go to work in like five minutes, so later.

yeah, i probably wouldn't be posting the story if that happened.. I'd probably just been hangin from a tree somewhere!:laughing:

damn dude, you work late/early as hell