Sorry I only care about babies who have already been baptized.

TFW you take of your shoes and socks after a long day.

Such is the way of this forum. Established members dont seem care if the quality of the site goes down. Now we have a couole cancerous posters and the board is on a decline.I said this last year and everyone called me an *******.

It's been in a state of constant decline ever since I joined. The day before I joined was arguably one of the best times for this forum.

A little Astroglide and a Super Soaker, and all babies are worth saving.

Because you make exactly as many **** posts as everyone else. You're no better than any of the other spammers.

Tfw you click on a link that clears every post you haven't read yet.

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I didn't tell you to click it :p

You didn't tell me not to.

You made a decision without the knowledge of the consequences.

I did, yes, but you didn't have to put it in your post. It's like laying out a land mine inside the Base Camp.

Nah it's like telling you to do something illegal then arresting you for it.

TFW: You're unpacking freight and the first box is filled with freshly packed severed feet, hands and squishy eyeballs. It's like Christmas. Imma do a female Indiana Jones for one I think.

Good or bad?

I manage a party store for a living. See Thriller thread for last Halloween.

Aha fair enough, congratulations then.

Tfw belly full of pills and beer.


Ahhhh yes.
This is where I'm supposed to be.

TFW you have to go to a neo-Nazi blog to find a Final War album. Feels good.

TFW customers come shopping during a huge sale and act like the store should be empty so they can be walk around without people in the way.

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TFW you go to smoke a cigarette and come back with your legs covered in mosquito bites. If I get malaria, I'm suing Philip Morris.

TFW you're jamming on other people's instruments and you develop calluses on the calluses on your callus's calluses.

TFW you find out that all that **** you've been needing to do to register for community college classes can be done tomorrow, in one day... on your day off... when you were planning to get so high you couldn't even remember your name.

You're getting your GED tomrrow?

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It's not a job interview ffs.

Is that right, man?

Yer an ass.^

I revel in it.

TFW you feel like you're in a transition period.

I thought you had tampons for that type of stuff.

:laughing:

Wish it was that type of period, much easier to deal with!

That disappointed feeling when you hear screeching tires but no crunch.

TFW you're like "well I think I could use another drink or three" but then you try to stand up and think "holy **** maybe I should stop drinking for the whole night and get some water ASAP."

The body is strange.

Last night I drank almost an entire bottle of schnapps and hardly felt a thing. That is, until I decided to lay down. Passed out almost immediately.

Shit's weird, man.

TFW you're well into your morning routine at work, interacting with people, and you spot something sticking out of your sleeve, and pull out a fabric softener sheet right in front of a coworker. At least my right arm smells nice.

Bahama Breeze?

Bounce

Haha.

TFW when you're too drunk and stoned to sleep but too drunk and stoned to do anything else.

the drunk and stoned limbo is the worst.

tfw the power goes out for about 6 hours in your neighborhood, then when you step foot in the staircase of your unit, it suddenly comes back on (seriously).

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That feeling when, after a night tripping on shrooms when all you felt was sick, you wake up and appreciate normality. Yay. :)

Sorry about your bad trip.

I'm about to get plastered and have many regrets.