I don't know what all that bull**** means, but I'm pulling out my dick just in case.

Check your PMs. Grindy and I have a proposition for you.

I have no PMs from you, you lying, sack of **** tease.

Wait, so Frownland and me actually are the same person? What a twist.

Grindys just sad that Batlord turned the threesome down.

Yes we are.

Is it just me, or does Frownland's avi look like Dean Koontz?

Which Dean Koontz?

Before or after hairplugs?

https://whereevilthoughts.files.word...nd-without.jpg

The Twilight Zoniest part, is that he's approximately fourty years older in the second pic.

I always thought he looked like he was wearing cucumbers on his eyes, like was at an avant garde spa.

Tfw an extremely drunk you hitchhikes in front of a drive thru entrance because the dining room is closed and the drive thru isn't and someone picks you up and helps you on your journey to delicious chicken nuggets. They could've still been frozen for all I know, but they saved my life.

You get over past stresses, hear a lot of your favorite songs on the radio, have a breakfast of eggs and turkey sausage and a chocolate vanilla coffee, and are listening to a Johnny Cash album. I don't care what people say about George Strait. In terms of album quality, Johnny Cash is the real king.

By the way, I like Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go more than I should.

You live in some kind of strange world, man, everyone loves Johnny Cash.

TFW you don't even remember this.

Yeah, but I still here and read about how George Strait is the "king of country" since he has so many hit country singles. Even Garth Brooks got that nickname (source wikipedia), but not Johnny!

Ah yes, I stand corrected.

I'd say that Cash doesn't need any popular pet names to be the king.

Johnny can evoke ANY emotion no matter what the tune. He can evoke sadness in an energetic tune. He can sing about happiness in the slowest, heartbreaking moments. He pulls it off and makes them classics.

Sure.

OK, not everyone loves him. My dad knows a guy who loves country, but has never even heard of Johnny Cash, Charlie Daniels, Marty Robbins, etc. He's the Taylor Swift kind of guy.

You know what? I take that back. Everyone loves him, because that guy doesn't even qualify as human.

TFW when I can't tell whether Frownland actually means this statement, or is engaging in an opportuny to sound ironic.

Los dos. Although there is the possibility that we find it funny for different reasons.

...Dean Koontz post-hair plugs wearing tanning bed goggles, smokin' a j, and puffing out a giant rubber-chicken shaped smokestack. The avant-garde lesson, being, that Stephen King would have been the more appropriate figure for such an avatar...

Do I win some sort of prize for soberly attempting to nail down that which is intentionally ambiguous?

That's totally what I meant. Maybe you're not that bad after all.

I begrudgingly feel the same.

(This is just like that moment where the two cats pass each other in the hallway, rear their ears back, let out a couple raspy hisses, maybe raise a paw or two, and then proceed to not rip each other to totally bloody shreds, at least for the time being.)

Tfw you find out an old GF is a manager at two local comic book stores...


...and still kinda hot.

TFW when men consider the phrase "still kinda hot" a compliment.

Wait, you're telling me that it isn't??

Qwertyy... (Sorry, can't reply individually for some reason?)

The "hot" part is clearly undercut by the "kinda"... The "still" part, which references age obviously, could either be a compliment or an insult, depending (ie: "still hot" would have been a compliment, like "hey, she's older, but she's still hot!" However, when paired with "kinda," the "still" takes on a more insulting flavor).

I've had girlfriends that were kinda hot, but not really that hot. If I saw them years down the line and they were still the same level of attractive they'd be kinda hot still. Not to mention that they don't frequent the same forums that I do (or any).

You silver-tongued devil, you.

I'll make it simple for you boys...

Forget the "still" part altogether... A compliment (ie: "hot") with an attatched insult (ie: "kinda"), has the same effect as some do-gooder, kumbaya piece of legislation, that has a bunch of "**** you, constituency" riders hitchhiking on it... Defeats the purpose, eh??

What about "more hot than not"? Is that acceptable?

Chelsea, you ARE hot.

Only because it rhymes.

You get an "A" for effort, Chula; however, having never actually seen me, you don't have grounds to give that compliment genuinely.

I'm a dude. If you are in fact a chick, I have the grounds. We can talk about Hot metrics later.

I can get that. I think of "kinda" as the perfect balance though, it shows that you do indeed want to see what's between her legs, and yet you don't want to give her so much confidence that she thinks you're more into her than she is into you.

You're overcomplicating things. If you only want to sleep with her, compliment her. If you want to be in a relationship with her, just be straight up with her. It's that simple.

Isn't that what being a man is all about?? I'm still young and learning, but like, I dunno I just assumed.