It does, however, lend new meaning to the phrase "Gentlemen! Start your engines!"

I hate pop punk and most of my friends like it and they like ska punk too and I think it all sucks. It's sooooo boring to me.

STFU you listen to god damn Boondox.

I like Ska and I like Punk, but mixed together not so much.

And as for Pop Punk, let's just say I put on my earplugs if I have to watch American Pie.

It's such a fitting soundtrack to such a redundant and douchey film series too.

TFW you're outside smoking a cigarette and a neighborhood dog starts barking so you start barking back and the owner starts yelling at the dog to shut up and you walk right the **** back in the house cause it's 1am and you finished your cigarette.

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Yeah, this has literally never happened to me. Nor, I would venture to suggest, anyone else.
#Ur1WeirdFucker

That means a lot coming from you. But you've seriously never barked at a dog?

That's not a normal thing to do, wtf?

It's like when a baby's crying so you make crying noises back at it to mock it even though it has no idea what you're doing.

Eh, no. My usual reaction to a barking dog (assuming I'm safe inside) is to shout SHUT THE **** UP! If I'm outside and a dog barks at me I make that clicking sound you make with your tongue when you're trying to attract a dog to be petted, the calling thing: make it see you're neither hostile nor a threat.

This is what normal people do.

And I've never done that before either.

#Ur1WeirdFucker

You haven't even done it to a crying six-year-old? It's way more satisfying since they know they're being mocked.

More times than I've masturbated.

Nah, mate. Wtf kind of babies have you been traumatising, Bat?

Whiny little bitch ones.

Question: What should you do if a dog barks at you and he's outside the fence?

Answer: RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Batty, you do realise that barking at at dog who's already barking at you will be taken by that dog as a challenge, don't you? At best, he'll keep barking and get more aggressive, at worst he'll go for you. Stupidity 101, my friend. Do NOT challenge a dog's alpha status.

You people would make the most boring dog owners.

Dogs generally don't see a human barking at them as a threat because they're just confused as to why you're barking, cause you're not a ****ing dog. And this was a dog in the general vicinity of the neighborhood that was clearly in its yard while I was far off in my own fenced in yard.

No. Dogs are scary and rabid, always. Just like the movies.

You're still an idiot for inciting and tempting him.
Where dogs are concerned, always defer to them if you don't know them and they don't know you. A friendly approach will always work better than an aggressive one. Simples.

There was 1% chance this dog was even going to know where to find me. And even if I was outside its house the yards around here are almost universally fenced in with privacy fences so it would have been a non-issue. You're just a pussy.

In my experience, very few dogs are aggressive. They could be barking for a variety of reasons but very few of them are anything less then friendly. Generally, you let a dog sniff you and chances are he'll want you to to pet him afterwards.

Dogs bark cause they think barking is fun as **** basically.

Do they not have dogs in Ireland?

tfw 2 months in your 2nd year of uni you realize that you've once again chosen a program that you have absolutely no interest in and can now feel yourself starting the downward spiral.

Bro what the **** do you like to do? And let's not pretend it's music or else you'd have an instrument in your hands. And you don't program so it's probably not video games. Is it possible that whatever you're destined to do has **** all to do with what makes you feel alive and you're just destined to be another middle class **** doing middle class things for middle class money marrying a middle class bitch and having middle class kids?\

Cause that is perfectly ****ing okay. No one ever said you had to tear the world apart with your passion. Just make your money and enjoy the life it gives you even if you don't give a **** about the life it leads you. Financial security is ****ing sexy. At least it's ****ing desirable to many sexy bitches.

And no matter what the **** you do you will be a middle class mother****er. And that's word. So just be middle class and stop worrying about being something else.

It's a management degree right? Better passionless pursuit than journalism because moneys.

Doctor Batlord or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Burger King

Basically yes. But few can embrace my love of hate.

^
This.
As someone who has been attacked by a dog before, I agree.

i agree with all of this but there's a difference between not liking it and genuinely hating most of what im learning. as a career i actually don't think it would be bad because from what i've seen, it appeals to me, i'm just not sure i believe that i can make it through 4 years straight of this.

and i've totally come to terms with my middle class life batlord, i'm down for it.

Then come to terms with hating your life. All you can do is temper that feeling and hate your life less than you might. That sounds like sour grapes but seriously do you see yourself liking your middle class life or just tolerating it?

And that's fine. Cause money is a nice panacea to being bored. I assume.

i think what i really want is to just take some time off from school and figure out what i want to do in life but my parents have always pushed me towards school so hard that i've felt like i didn't have a choice in the matter.

**** them. If they're willing to pull the support from you if you take the time out then call them on it and take time out. They're not gonna. Take some time out. And if they take the money out from under you then suck it up and just go back like you were already willing to do. You seriously have zero to lose.

just gonna finish this semester out and see where i'm at. i would rather take some time off now than waste all that money and not see it out until the end.

Like I said, unless your family are seriously willing to take all that money away unless you do exactly what they want you kind of have short term carte blanche. So use it, cause you're never going to get it again until you have the money to give yourself carte blanche.

Oh wait weren't you paying your own way? Oh wait then I guess do whatever.

yeah my parents don't pay for anything. i just need to grow up and do my own thing really.

Hey if you're paying for your **** and you can afford to take time off and you want to take time off then ****ing do it. Go to Europe. My buddy did it and had the time of his life. There are credits you can take that somehow or another allow you to go to Europe and get credits for it. I don't know how but it's possible, and **** me if you know, but you know you want to go on the Grand Tour for college. My bro went to Italy and somehow got college credit for it and explored Europe. Do that. Sounds fun. Just figure out how it's possible. And no I'm not BSing you he's now in medical school and doing his thang.