TFW when you're hung over from the night before, but all you have ingested today is peppermint water, so when you throw up it tastes like refreshing toothpaste.

You're supposed to eat peppermint bread to prevent puking.

Now, that just sounds nasty.

TFW you smoke a bowl and go for a walk and while you're on a walk you almost get hit by a texting driver and the adrenaline rush of almost getting your legs broken kills your high.

Let me guess... I bet that ****er didn't even have Unsuspecting Pedestrian Buzz- and High- Killer Insurance to cover your wasted bowl, huh??

Probably. The main thing was taking a corner too fast without looking. I guess there's only one way to solve this problem.

Damn dude, it ain't worth dealing with that slippery prison soap.

Get clean and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?

That feeling when you bought Fresca instead of Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper because you made a snap decision, and then you have it with pizza, realizing your mistake.

Tfw you now want Dr. Pepper.

You bought Fresca willingly. You deserve what you get.

Three ways then, I guess.

Let this be a leason to you then... Peppermint water trumps all. It even tastes good after having been regurgitated :)

True. One should never take Mr. Pibb for granted. That shit is a luxury for me since you can't get it where I live.

Dang, you liked it so much on the way out that you slurped it back up? I'm gonna have to try that with a peppermint water and ipecac cocktail.

What kinda fruitcake drinks peppermint water?

*downs more Fresca to hide the pain*

Erm :confused:

Sound like a good opportunity for a black market. Could make some money.

:laughing: No more multitasking for Chelsea while she posts. I didn't slurp it back up... But I'd be lying if I claimed to have hated the regurgitation process. Take it from someone who threw up every single day of her last pregnancy... Not all puke is created equal.

Ummm... I'm a chick. That pretty much makes me a fruitcake by default, whilst not stripping me of my right to make fun of fruitcakish qualities in the opposite sex. :pimp:

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Insanity-shmanity... "We're all a little mad here." -The Mad Hatter

Tfw cigarettes, bad coffee, the smiths, and rain. Boo hoo. **** today and the days to come.

TFW you've been on a multi-hour porn-a-thon, and when you finally get to the end you realize that you have to pee so god damn much that you don't know how your bladder hasn't burst and put you into septic shock.

TFW you've held off for so long that when you finally nut your balls are sore.

TFW you have to use four tissues just to clean up your mess.

TFW you jerk off ten minutes later cause it just wasn't enough.

TFW you know a dude that seriously..... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! needs a real vagina.

TFW you know it's time to unsubscribe from this thread.

Nah. I'm pretty happy as a cisgender male.

TFW you check into a hotel, expecting a tiny, single room and end up alone in a room for four people.

Sounds cozy.

TFW you realize that clicking on a link with the mouse wheel opens that page in a new tab. I now own the internet.

TFW when you keep seeing the same damn mouse in your house... While your tomcat is out on holiday :(

Me too. It just sits next to my computer all day.

^^ Not your proudest quip, I'm sure?

I'm going through a dad joke phase, so I'm all about that quip.

That's just like you to not even have the common decency to go through that phase while banned.

That joke was pure gold and you know it.

Whatever :rolleyes: but I thought you got rid of the mouse cause it interfered with your wifi?

I got a new mouse. A better mouse. One with a tail.

TFW some prick breaks into your car while you're working. Fricking arsehole wrecked my door lock and smashed a window.