That feeling when...

The Batlord · 06-14-2019, 08:21 PM

TFW you make a drunk purchase on Amazon but then you cancel it cause you don't think you can justify spending that money but the order goes through anyway and you still don't regret it cause now you have a hard copy of John Woo's Hardboiled. I will take a week of paid vacation soon and call up my buddy who I go see action movies with constantly and be like, "Bro, I'll be off this weekend and we'll get wasted at your apartment and have a sleep over like kids and play video games all night and we will ****ing watch Hardboiled and lose our ****". This is a certainty and it will be awesome and I'm glad that my Amazon order was not cancelled. My mood right now is my avatar.

OccultHawk · 06-14-2019, 08:39 PM

Where are you on the Kinsey scale?

WWWP · 06-14-2019, 08:45 PM

we'd all be better off being a touch more gay

The Batlord · 06-14-2019, 08:49 PM

In general not very high but I also have a thing for transsexual m-t-f's that's pretty specific where they have to be able to pass for women but they just have dicks that I guess throws a wrench in the works, but I'm still not attracted to men for the most part and not attracted to transsexuals who look like "men failing to pass as women".

So I consider myself straight with an asterisk.

Why?

**Frownland** · 06-14-2019, 09:04 PM

You'd only **** a dude if they looked like a lady? That's so gay.

I'd play the boner field if I could get over how much dudes ****ing reek but no dice yet.

OccultHawk · 06-15-2019, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

In general not very high but I also have a thing for transsexual m-t-f's that's pretty specific where they have to be able to pass for women but they just have dicks that I guess throws a wrench in the works, but I'm still not attracted to men for the most part and not attracted to transsexuals who look like "men failing to pass as women".

So I consider myself straight with an asterisk.

Why?

Vaycay = Get Sum

The Batlord · 06-16-2019, 01:34 PM

TFW a really hot hentai dickgirl's balls are too hairy for you to get down with.

grindy · 06-16-2019, 01:36 PM

TFW you try to properly tag your new Magma album and those ****ing diacritics don't even seem to be possible in unicode. My OCD hates that.

The Batlord · 06-16-2019, 01:39 PM

We can't even blame Obama anymore smh.

OccultHawk · 06-16-2019, 01:47 PM

TFW you are 100% certain you have just killed a roach but there’s no corpse.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You'd only ** a dude if they looked like a lady? That's so gay. I'd play the boner field if I could get over how much dudes *ing reek but no dice yet. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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06-16-2019, 01:47 PM	#6540 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	TFW you are 100% certain you have just killed a roach but there’s no corpse. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html