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Old 01-23-2014, 06:44 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Ask if she wants a kiss, she says yes, you're in there. She says no, whip out a bag of Hershey's Kisses and give her a weird look as if judging her for not liking chocolate.
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Old 01-24-2014, 05:29 AM   #82 (permalink)
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I find that smarter than I should
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:17 PM   #83 (permalink)
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The other day I saw her laughing and she was blushing. Her face literally turned pink. I'm in love. I'm right now listening to Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction. So rock on!
If you want her to like you then you should listen to Megadeth's first four albums instead. Countdown to Extinction was alright, but inferior. Any girl worth your time would know that.
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:24 PM   #84 (permalink)
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To have lengthy conversations with a girl, have a conversation with her about lengths

ba dum tish

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Old 01-24-2014, 02:27 PM   #85 (permalink)
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I notice that none of us has adressed the obvious issue. Why on Earth would you want to have a lengthy conversation with a girl? Any conversation with a girl longer than three sentences that doesn't result in a sandwich or sex has been a waste of time.
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:31 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I notice that none of us has adressed the obvious issue. Why on Earth would you want to have a lengthy conversation with a girl? Any conversation with a girl longer than three sentences that doesn't result in a sandwich or sex has been a waste of time.
So this is how I should talk to all women I meet? "Hey babe. Can you make me a sandwich? Then afterwards we'll have sex."
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:53 PM   #87 (permalink)
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2 pieces of advice.

1. Girls like nothing more than hearing the sound of their own name.
2. Let her talk, just nod & agree, she's think you're sensitive and a good listener.
This is why we haven't met in person.
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:59 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:05 PM   #89 (permalink)
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You didn't disagree
I prefer pet names. Slut or whore will do. And I'm not going to avoid seeing you, if you know what I mean?
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:02 PM   #90 (permalink)
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I touched a woman's elbow once. It was okay.
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