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Old 04-16-2014, 10:54 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2014, 10:55 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Do they make electronic girlfriends? i know they make rubber ones but i haven't heard of electronic ones.
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Time to upgrade to rechargeable boo, bobs are wasteful
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Old 04-16-2014, 11:18 AM   #46 (permalink)
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What the hell am I supposed to call it then? Jesus. I was all clever and thief like with that one.
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Do they make electronic girlfriends? i know they make rubber ones but i haven't heard of electronic ones.
When was the last time you went to the porn store?



Start there. Seriously, there are more floors in there then you know what to do with. I found a grope box in there right next to the full on rabbit, and doberman gimp masks. Sure Dirty Dave will have what you seek.
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Start there. Seriously, there are more floors in there then you know what to do with. I found a grope box in there right next to the full on rabbit, and doberman gimp masks. Sure Dirty Dave will have what you seek.
haha i would feel too self conscious buying S & M stuff, im a closet freak not a public one.

And i haven't been to a porn store in years the one i have nearby is called 'Condom world' and all the cashiers are flirty hot girls that don't judge you in front of you but as soon as you leave you can hear them in the store laughing

"HA! that guy just bought a rubber vagina and some lube, have a great weekend buddy!!" xD

i kidd, they're actually very nice there. but im sure they talk **** about the customers behind their back, i mean i do it and i just work in a super market. lol
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Brother, sex is healthy, natural, and there ain't **** wrong with going in there and letting your freak flag fly!

Don't be a wuss.

Ain't no shame in my game, mmm mm mmm no shame. So many things that can make your lovin just that much better.
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Brother, sex is healthy, natural, and there ain't **** wrong with going in there and letting your freak flag fly!

Don't be a wuss.

Ain't no shame in my game, mmm mm mmm no shame. So many things that can make your lovin just that much better.
How much are the Doberman gimp mask?
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