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Old 05-04-2014, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Last week, it was announced that the ***got Cornish would be given national minority status in Europe. It's because of their bloody "ancestry", they somehow think that this families go back to the celts, and even if they did, who cares? Ancestry is pure bull****, and the Cornish are as bad, and if not worse than the yanks when it comes to this.

The Cornish seem to think that they are different to the English, just take a look at Wikipedia.. It's all a bunch of Cornish trolls, tricking the yanks into thinking that Cornwall is a country. They even hit two birds with one stone in the "Cornish American" article.. All of this because of he ***got, retard, bull**** Cornish.

The Cornish also believe that the Tamar is the border between England and Cornwall.. They're also teaching their extinct language in schools.. Why? "Becuss therrr properrrr cornishhhh". I may have some retarded Celtic ancestry, am I Cornish? What a load of rubbish.

Let this thread be a petition to slice cornwall off of the British isles and let the yanks have them, and not let these retard ***got Cornish troll us into believing something that doesn't even exist.

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Oh come on.. Don't tell me that you're with these ***got Cornish?
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I refuse to believe somebody could actually genuinely hit this many ignorance red flags in such a single short post. I call troll.
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I refuse to believe somebody could actually genuinely hit this many ignorance red flags in such a single short post. I call troll.
I'm actually serious, ancestry is pure bull****, and the Cornish are complete retars for thinking that they're different because of some ***gots that existed hundreds of years ago.

Yanks like to do this also, they like to call themselves "Irish American" and "German American".

Take Henry "king retard" Hill. He calls himself "half Irish and half Sicilian" because both of his parents were American with "ancestry".

**** the Cornish, and the yanks.
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