Why is that thing sucking bulbasaur? and why is that guy jerking off that pokemon?

I know nothing about Pokemon.

Maybe he's milking it? Maybe pokemilk is very low fat or something.

Music?

I'm kinda interested in learning more about the benefits of pokemilk

I've been buying pokemilk at Whole Foods for some time. It's low fat, tastes great on cereal, is a superior facial moisturizer and is a hypoallergenic personal lubricant.

See I've always used standard human semen for all these things and it worked like a key in a lock (the correct lock that is, and of course the right key) but I didn't know if this applied across species, especially the fictional variety.

I've kinda had a bone to pick with WF though, maybe I'll look at the farmer's market, we're not a pokemon rich state but who knows.

I think you'll find that most things taste better on cereal than human semen.

Idk, man

I'm sorry to hear that. The amish have been raising pokestock around Pennsylvania for centuries so we have a pretty good supply of pokemilk and pokemeat.

Luckyy! I'll give you my PO Box and you can mail it to me, so long as they don't get the idea that you're some kind of Amish radical. That happened to a friend of mine once.