Cellphones: a silly immature hobby
 

Cellphones

what is it about cellphones that really attract people? why do we need cellphones? to prove we're the most machoist people in America? aren't there other forms of activity or snacks that make us enjoy watching sporting events or concerts. whats wrong with actually watching the sporting events or concerts instead of playing with our cellphones during those events? has cellphones always been our Religion? I see America's machismo and machismo-nette(Macho Lady) wearing hats and shirts of their favorite cellphones brands (i-Phone, Android, Nokia, etc), like if they're considered them as their imaginary pro team more important their real favorite sports team.

MAGNETS.

How do they work?

And what's the deal with airline food?

do they even serve food anymore?

Yes, but it's not worth eating. You get better stuff in a hospital.

Magnetism. Or magic. Take your choice.

It's a miracle, man. Don't trust what those scientists have to say about it either, they'll just piss you off.

Just a heads up, he was making a joke about this song. In the interest of sparing you more earaches I only used a very small portion of the song so that you don't have to suffer through the rest of the it. It's worth eleven seconds of your life if only for the lulz.

I think people can drink beer as much as they want but it does have its bad sides. Let people decide. Like me, I hardly drink unless I hit on some honeys first. Then when they will leave, it will be worth being drunk.

Just a heads up, he was making a joke about this song.