Beer is ****ing great.

Beer is my favourite thing in the world.

You two have a silly immature hobby and really should be drinking bourbon.

Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems! ;)
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Now THAT's a case of drinking irresp -- irrasp --- irrisp --- without due care! And by the way,
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Irishmen. :rolleyes:

I never wanted to be mature anyway

^Nobody thought you were...

I always thought the concept of maturity was absurd. If you have to assert that you're mature, then you're probably not. I see it as a construct invented by kids who needed to somehow define what was the difference between them and the imaginary person they wanted to be. And since they didn't really know, they invented shallow, half-nonsense and then pretended that that's what their personality was. Like a little kid putting on his parent's clothing to play pretend, even though the clothes are about ten sizes too big. And if they're lucky, the illusion somehow morphs into a real person as they get older, rather than just staying the same shallow ******* who thinks that the dividing line between kids and adults is whether or not they watch cartoons.