Originally Posted by The Batlord

I always thought the concept of maturity was absurd. If you have to assert that you're mature, then you're probably not. I see it as a construct invented by kids who needed to somehow define what was the difference between them and the imaginary person they wanted to be. And since they didn't really know, they invented shallow, half-nonsense and then pretended that that's what their personality was. Like a little kid putting on his parent's clothing to play pretend, even though the clothes are about ten sizes too big. And if they're lucky, the illusion somehow morphs into a real person as they get older, rather than just staying the same shallow ******* who thinks that the dividing line between kids and adults is whether or not they watch cartoons.

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin

On the subject of beer, it tastes like ****. Cider is where its at for me.

Originally Posted by Exo_

But I'm allergic to apples and drinks that turn my giant dong into a gaping vagina like yours.

Originally Posted by Exo_

Cider is the number one beverage choice of vaginas.

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin

I am not sure how to respond.

What does giant dongs and gaping vagina's have to do with alcohol?

Unless of course you've mistaken alcohol for s***n. In which case stop swallowing so much.

EDIT: Try not to think too hard when coming back with an insult. You might have an accident.

Originally Posted by bulbasaur

hey my friend and i have been having a discussion on skype for the past 10 minutes about what you could have possibly censored there. we couldn't come up with anything. could you help us out? thanks. love ya

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by JustinJJustin

Stop confusing cider with vaginas.

Also that's only because your American. Or at least I assume you are. Or you wouldn't be knocking cider.

Cider in the U.S. isn't really popular over there and is considered to be in the same league as wine coolers.

Almost every pub in the UK has it on tap. Outside of the U.S. it is considered more gender neutral.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by bulbasaur

hey my friend and i have been having a discussion on skype for the past 10 minutes about what you could have possibly censored there. we couldn't come up with anything. could you help us out? thanks. love ya