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Old 12-06-2014, 11:52 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Damn, sorry for dragging this thread down.

IF I WERE A GOD!

Delete all religions.
Spread the wealth evenly.
Make everyone buy into a coop.
Everybody eats.
Sick people get treated.
Old people die with dignity.
F*ck whoever you want to as long as they are of legal age.
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if i were satan in chula's universe:

-go to the recycle bin and undelete all the religions to troll god cause he forgot to hold down shift
-steal all the wealth from the proletariat masses and use it to build an effigy to chula which i leave in his yard, making the populace hate him
-make everyone buy a coupe. financing is available. bad credit? no credit? no problem.
-everyone eats a little too much and i simultaneously clog all the toilets in the world
-old people are constipated
-age of consent raised to 65
THAT is ****ing brilliant!
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maybe i'm missing something... why isn't the photo sad anymore?
I think the point is that it is still sad, but not in the same way. It gained extra pathos because it looked like one thing, but when you then realise it was staged, as Batty says, it takes some of the impact away. It's sad, but not as sad. I think.

Also, what is with chickens Chula? Why should everyone have to buy into a coop?
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Old 12-06-2014, 07:32 PM   #92 (permalink)
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^still seems just as sad to me cause the kid is still starving. if you said it was photoshopped or something and the kid wasnt real then i'd get it. but someone exploiting a starving kid for their own career is still pretty sad, probably even more sad then just a kid starving cause you have that petty selfish sin piled on top of the arbitrary suffering. imo anyway.
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Old 12-06-2014, 07:37 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Never heard of Vice news. I'll check it out. If you have any links in particular hook me up. I'm watching that docu as we type They just scared off the cheetah and took its kill.



None taken and I think that's a reasonable assumption. I am naive to what goes on over there, I was just focusing mainly on the hunter/gatherer lifestyle.
i said i would give you something, so here is some that i have enjoyed. and tbh when searching for these there was a bunch of other related random ones that i havent seen that look good too. pretty much an endless supply of ****ed up reality news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoQAxQgevEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL3UHF5SlEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqrflGpTRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSEaTQMI5AA
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Old 12-06-2014, 07:38 PM   #94 (permalink)
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^watch the one about donkey fucking in Colombia
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Old 12-06-2014, 07:48 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Thanks JWB. I subbed to the channel, I'll check em out.
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Old 12-08-2014, 05:45 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I'd set up some sort of system where music and literature is free, but the creators still get paid somehow.

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As a human, I think part of what makes being alive so amazing (and of course dreadful, at times) is the insane amount of variety among us. I feel like it would kind of dilute the experience to step in and remove or add anything even if doing so would hypothetically make the world a 'better place'. Conflict and struggle, despite the drawbacks, makes life worthwhile and interesting. It gives use a reason to engage each other. The alternative is a planet full of Canadians. On the flip side, it would be interesting to see would life would be like if everyone got along and didn't hate each other for stupid reasons.
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Old 12-09-2014, 02:42 PM   #97 (permalink)
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No idea what one would do as god... Sit around and laugh at people that do stupid stuff all day perhaps?
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:44 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Create a post-scarcity anarcho-syndicalist society where art and invention of all kinds can flourish, one where copyright bull**** can't screw with creativity (ie. A copyright system would become superfluous by the nature of a post scarcity society)
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:45 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I would make DeadChannel's avatar not sideways.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:49 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Impossible, the universe would collapse
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