Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-09-2015, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

If you had to have your breasts fondled by one of two people, would you choose myself or The Batlord?

Usually I have the utmost respect for you, but your homosexual tendencies are repulsive to me. I would advise you to sacrifice away the gay. If you still feel the need to anally penetrate another male after disemboweling a goat then I would suggest immediate castration.

**Frownland** · 01-09-2015, 05:52 PM

But can I grope your tits though, we don't need to do any penetration if you don't want it.

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-09-2015, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

But can I grope your tits though, we don't need to do any penetration if you don't want it.

I do not believe you are appreciating the spirit of my post. Homosexuality is unnatural. The Annunaki from the Sirius system did not intend for male Aryans to engage in such acts. Unless of course you are of the inferior races, in which case your actions are of no consequence to the true masters of this Earth.

**Frownland** · 01-09-2015, 06:10 PM

If you're my bitch does that make it hetero?

Isbjørn · 01-10-2015, 12:52 PM

Dear Varg,

Is it okay for males to wear bobby pins?

-Stubberud AKA Necrobutcher

Oriphiel · 05-02-2017, 05:56 AM

I miss Varg da Viking.

The Identity Matrix · 05-02-2017, 08:55 AM

Why did I read this?

Blank. · 05-02-2017, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

Yeah! Plankton is just a filthy kike. Fuck you Plankton!

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 10:14 AM

ahem...

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Yeah! Plankton is just a filthy big, muscular, scary kike. Fuck you Plankton!

Blank. · 05-02-2017, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

ahem...

Kikes are tiny, lacking in muscle definition, and the furthest thing from scary. The only scary part about them is when you call them out. Cause those bitches got enough money to hire a hit man to take you out.

01-09-2015, 05:52 PM	#122 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	But can I grope your tits though, we don't need to do any penetration if you don't want it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-09-2015, 06:10 PM	#124 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	If you're my bitch does that make it hetero? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-10-2015, 12:52 PM	#125 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Dear Varg, Is it okay for males to wear bobby pins? -Stubberud AKA Necrobutcher __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-02-2017, 05:56 AM	#126 (permalink)
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