Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 12:56 PM

I smell a fake. Somebody hold this fucker down while I go get the real Varg on this shit.

Muthafucka gon' come all up in here frontin an shit...

Isbjørn · 12-31-2014, 01:04 PM

Soft or crispy cornflakes?

**Frownland** · 12-31-2014, 01:10 PM

If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad.

Isbjørn · 12-31-2014, 01:13 PM

Why do I feel like I am in great danger?

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad.

I know.

*snicker*

God, I love a good train wreck.

**Frownland** · 12-31-2014, 01:19 PM

Mondo, shoot him an email and tell him he's being impersonated.

Varg's gonna **** **** up.

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks

Why do I feel like I am in great danger?

Hey! You edited your post.

Spoiler for It's in there at the top:

Don't be a pussy.

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

I smell a fake. Somebody hold this fucker down while I go get the real Varg on this shit.

Muthafucka gon' come all up in here frontin an shit...

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks

Soft or crispy cornflakes?

Crispy. With plenty of sugar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad.

I assure you, I am indeed the real Varg Vikernes. Do not listen to Plankton's lies.

Pet_Sounds · 12-31-2014, 01:47 PM

How did this guy know Briks was Norwegian? I smell a rat….

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

Oh sure. I'm all verklempt.

Stuff it jerkwad.

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Soft or crispy cornflakes? __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Why do I feel like I am in great danger? __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-31-2014, 01:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Mondo, shoot him an email and tell him he's being impersonated. Varg's gonna ** ** up. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-31-2014, 01:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	How did this guy know Briks was Norwegian? I smell a rat…. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease