Wanna Stop Smoking? Here's How.

Chula Vista · 01-22-2015, 07:09 PM

Smoked from 14 until I was 40. Tried stopping a number of times and nothing worked. This method finally worked. I haven't smoked in almost 15 years.

1. Fill up an ashtray with a bunch of butts and ash.
2. Get a glass jar with a lid and fill it halfway with water.
3. Toss out the butts, empty the ash into the jar, shake it up well, screw on the cover tight and let it sit for a couple of days.
4. Get yourself a bunch of these.

5. Choose the day and on that morning when you get the first urge to light up grab the jar, take off the lid, and take a nice big whiff of the contents. Then immediately grab a toothpick and use it like a cigarette. (they taste really good BTW).
6. Keep doing this throughout the day. Get an urge, take a whiff, and "smoke" a toothpick.

After about 3 days I was able to ditch the jar and only use the toothpicks. I was able to get rid of them after about a week. I kept the jar and picks handy though and occasionally would have to use them but only once in a while.

Trust me, if you can light a cigarette and inhale after smelling the inside of the jar you ain't human. And the toothpicks give your hands and mouth something to do. Plus your teeth get nice and clean!

Good luck!

DwnWthVwls · 01-22-2015, 07:17 PM

How to stop smoking:

Step One: Actually want to stop, and don't just say you do.
Step Two: Do it.

Oriphiel · 01-22-2015, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

How to stop smoking:

Step One: Actually want to stop, and don't just say you do.
Step Two: Do it.

I assume that you've never been addicted to a substance before, else you'd not be so quick to imply that everyone who fails to beat an addiction just wasn't "serious" enough about it. And if you have had an addiction before, then shame on you. You should know better.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-22-2015, 07:32 PM

the toothpick/jar thing is a bit too elaborate for me.

i think i'll just pick up a crack habit instead so i can't afford cigs anymore

The Batlord · 01-22-2015, 07:33 PM

They way I stop smoking?

Step one: Finish cigarette.

Step two: Repeat an hour later.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-22-2015, 07:39 PM

step three: masturbate to tranny porn

Trollheart · 01-22-2015, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I assume that you've never been addicted to a substance before, else you'd not be so quick to imply that everyone who fails to beat an addiction just wasn't "serious" enough about it. And if you have had an addiction before, then shame on you. You should know better.

I agree whole-heartedly. I am and always have been a non-smoker, but would never lecture anyone on how to give it up, because basically I have not the first clue what it's like to be addicted to something like nicotine. I think it's pretty reprehensible to denigrate what may be continual efforts to kick the habit by people which did not work. To say it's just that "they don't want to" is really quite an insult.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-22-2015, 07:44 PM

I think Vowels was referring to half arsed people who just say they'll one day do something but never end up doing it, not that people who fail to beat addiction aren't serious about it.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-22-2015, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

I think Vowels was referring to half arsed people who just say they'll one day do something but never end up doing it, not that people who fail to beat addiction aren't serious about it.

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GuD · 01-22-2015, 07:57 PM

Having that kind of mentality towards addiction does help some people get out of it. Not saying it works for everybody or it's okay to bag on people that it doesn't work for but it does help for some.

01-22-2015, 07:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Wanna Stop Smoking? Here's How. Smoked from 14 until I was 40. Tried stopping a number of times and nothing worked. This method finally worked. I haven't smoked in almost 15 years. 1. Fill up an ashtray with a bunch of butts and ash. 2. Get a glass jar with a lid and fill it halfway with water. 3. Toss out the butts, empty the ash into the jar, shake it up well, screw on the cover tight and let it sit for a couple of days. 4. Get yourself a bunch of these. 5. Choose the day and on that morning when you get the first urge to light up grab the jar, take off the lid, and take a nice big whiff of the contents. Then immediately grab a toothpick and use it like a cigarette. (they taste really good BTW). 6. Keep doing this throughout the day. Get an urge, take a whiff, and "smoke" a toothpick. After about 3 days I was able to ditch the jar and only use the toothpicks. I was able to get rid of them after about a week. I kept the jar and picks handy though and occasionally would have to use them but only once in a while. Trust me, if you can light a cigarette and inhale after smelling the inside of the jar you ain't human. And the toothpicks give your hands and mouth something to do. Plus your teeth get nice and clean! Good luck! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 01-22-2015 at 07:18 PM.

01-22-2015, 07:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Having that kind of mentality towards addiction does help some people get out of it. Not saying it works for everybody or it's okay to bag on people that it doesn't work for but it does help for some. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-22-2015, 07:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	the toothpick/jar thing is a bit too elaborate for me. i think i'll just pick up a crack habit instead so i can't afford cigs anymore

01-22-2015, 07:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	step three: masturbate to tranny porn

01-22-2015, 07:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I think Vowels was referring to half arsed people who just say they'll one day do something but never end up doing it, not that people who fail to beat addiction aren't serious about it.