Hell Date.
 

In honor o f Valentine's day let's get it startrd.

Who:?
What:?
The out come:

Who took you on a bad date,what made the date suck,and did you see the person again?

Don't skimp on the details either. Let's get the chuckles started .

appy Valentine's Day lovies!

who: my ex.
what: 3k up front, lavish 'Friscan lifestyle
the outcome: domestic abuse; a wedding; a divorce; eternally unattractive because of such

You are un attractive bc of it? Internally or exsternally ?

There's been a few, bit of a boring story but I'll contribute to the thread anyway, a double date kinda thing that ended with me getting arrested after my girl's friend didn't take a liking to my (rather rotund and a bit of a wrong'un) mate who nicked two phones off the table and ran off as we left. Awkward from start to finish.

Who did you hit?

:D

I didn't hit anyone. I just went home and in the week I got nicked over it, kept asking for his name and eventually let me go.

I've not seen her since btw.

Hell date, eh? Well, to be honest I've never even been on a proper date, but I used to take this girl out --- let's call her Fran, for 'twas her name --- and thought I was in love with her. Knew, categorically, she was not in love with me but you know, idiot. Anyway, I could go into all the things I did for her, from paying for her car insurance and getting her a new washing machine to paying her bills, but let's not bore you.

Suffice to say, once in a whenever-she-felt-like-it she would deign to allow me to take her out to dinner, movie, whatever. I would always pay of course. That's not a problem: I would have done that had we been dating anyway. That's just the way I look at it. But this one night we went out and had a nice meal, good night all around but at the end of the meal she stood up to go to the ladies, and throughout the meal she had worn a long black coat. As she stood up she took it off to reveal a seriously short miniskirt. I nearly choked.

She walked off to the ladies, making sure to take her time of course. Now you may say so what, she liked wearing minis? Well no she didn't. She was always more into a dress or most likely jeans. You can call me arrogant and self-important here, but I know for a fact, from what I know of her, she did that to show me what I couldn't have. It was like a present you could never unwrap. It certainly told me something about her.

Now before any of you say "So what, she can wear what she likes", yes of course she can but knowing how I felt about her, don't you think she would have perhaps dressed a little less provocatively? And why reveal this only after the meal, like a sneak peek of something I would never have? Well you had to have known her, but this is the sort of thing she would do. Like another time she asked me, half-jokingly, to pretend I was married to her to piss off her ex-boyfriend, knowing that at the time that was something I dreamed of (marrying her, not pissing off her bf) and I found it very callous and cruel, playing with my emotions like that.

Anyway maybe I made more of it than it was, but it always struck me as a cruel and unnecessary thing to do. We eventually "broke up" and I haven't seen her in years, but if there's a hell date of any sort in my past that's probably it.

I know: sad ain't I? :(

Not me but fits.

Back in my late teens I had a HUGE crush on this girl who was the daughter of one of my Dad's best friends. Smoking hot blond fox. After lots of trying she finally agreed to go out with me but only if we'd double with one of her friends. I begged my drummer to help me out and he reluctantly agreed. We decided on seeing a movie and then grabbing a bite afterwards.

The friend was the definition of a hell date.

1. Not good looking at all.
2. Wouldn't shut up for a second.
3. Had a laugh that would make Fran Drescher look tame.
4. Slipped on ice and fell on her ass in the parking lot and instead of trying to be discreet she sat there and laughed loudly attracting all kinds of attention.
5. Talked throughout the whole movie.
6. Very sloppily tried to make moves on my bud the entire time.

After the movie he dragged me aside and angrily told me to take him home NOW.

After we dropped him off I had to listen to the girl bitch for the whole ride back to her place.

Did get to suck face with the fox when all was said and done.

To me that sounds more like she wanted you to make a move honestly.

socially.

I was on the "maker" of a bad date. we were at a baseball game and she was eating a hotdog or sausage or something and then she just started choking. and I uh didn't really do anything. kinda just looked at her panicking and trying to get someone else to help. like fuck I don't know how to do the heimlech so what was I gonna do. well she eventually puked or spit it out on the ground but god damn I will never forget her face during that ordeal. just a plea for help that never came.

we were able to joke about it later but ya was pretty shitty

This was when I was a virgin still and didn't return oral favors. Got to the dudes house for a nightcap, some hangout and noms... Kissed... Brought up the fact I was a virgin, which I honestly thought he knew already because we were part of the same crowd and it was common knowledge. He said he didn't but its cool, I told him he could go below although I wouldn't. He asked what he'd get out of it and I was just flabbergasted he didn't appreciate the honor of simply seeing me naked. Long story short left after less than an hour because he said he was tired.

I'll always somewhat admire the dude for that. A lot of guys just pleasured me 'for free'.

Take it from me, she did not. We had already had that conversation and she made it quite plain she was not interested in me romantically or sexually. Even if she had been hinting subtly, I would not at the time have done anything to endanger what I saw at the time as our "friendship", but which I saw later was just her using me. I know it sounds like you say, but believe me, had I even tried anything she would have screamed bloody murder and that would have been the end of everything for us. Not that there was anything really, when I look back on it now.

I take offence at this sentence.
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As do I
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Me too (anyone who gets this is as old as I am!)
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So we're talking nine-ten years old?

Who? Girl I liked at the time in like 8th grade. This was my first date.
What? She wanted to see a movie. I was 13. It wasn't like I could get a Motel 6 and set up a pound palace or something. We settled on...get this...What Women Want. Turns out that she had also invited six of her friends, who were also 13 year old girls. That should be awesome right? No. It wasn't. Turns out they all thought I was gay and kept nudging my shoulders and laughing in a "don't we girls ALL think alike?" I kept having to just nervously laugh and play like I knew what they were talking about. I told my original date that I wished it was just me and her cause I liked her. She gave me a surprise face as if she had no idea I didn't like men. She apologized and I told every one of my friends the next day that I went out a date with 6 girls from class. I was pretty cool for doing so. That lie died down after a while.

I didn't date for a while after that.

:bonkhead:

There's so much material here that I would be doing comedy a disservice by picking any one thing to mock.

I know you're being batty but pretty sure I've mentioned that I didn't lose my 'technical' v-card till I was 21 or 22. To the man I'm still with. Morals, sucka.

Gave me plenty of years to master foreplay though.

You just mad you lost it to your babysitter.

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I don't have a vast well of experience to draw on, but…

Who?
Extremely religious young lady about 5'2", glasses, a year older than me. Imagine LiL with slightly shorter hair, and you'd have her (except for the religious bit).

What?
Outdoor Christian rock concert on the last day of summer.

She's one of those girls who seem shy at first, but turn out to be hyper. There was this punk band who played a set, and she was dancing around like a groupie.

We're still dating (that was our first), so it's not that I don't enjoy her company, it's that

1. I don't really enjoy punk.
2. I don't really enjoy contemporary Christian music.
3. I don't really enjoy concerts where everyone is jumping around screaming, "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!"

The outcome? I had to listen to a steady diet of Dave Brubeck for a couple days afterward to soothe my eardrums.

Yeah dude. 7th grade was weird. Feel free though. We're all friends here. I mean, you're in my signature after all.

I'm only sad that the context of that quote has been lost. You ****ing queer.

How is it possible to sound like such a dweeb while complaining about Christian rock?

I can't actually remember any bad dates. Usually what went wrong for me is going to hang out with a guy as a friend somewhere and him desperately trying to hit on me.

Like cheesy pick up lines?

A guy? As in singular? Well no wonder they hit on you. If you go to "hang out" with a guy all alone, there's one way they take that.

No more like just big hints and trying to impress me.

I have no idea what you just wrote.

*sigh*

If you make plans to hang out with a guy all alone, there is only one way they interpret that.

Especially if he "hangs out" ... :shycouch:
So you're saying a guy can't be a platonic friend to a girl (even one as hot as Vanilla) unless he's in a crowd? Or is this just you, speaking for all maledom?

Unless there's a friendzone situation or the woman is fugly, then any plans made between one guy and one woman are generally going to be seen one way.

So explain the situation with me and Fran then smart guy. Without using the word gay... :ar_15s:

Because you got friendzoned like a mother****er.

Um like all the time I do this because I've had a lot of guy friends. Yes quite a few wanted a piece of me but they all got shut down. I had maybe 5 guys that didn't want to get with me and were just my friend. My current bff J we will call him was wanting a relationship but he understands that I don't feel that way and we carried on as normal. He even sleeps in my bed if he stays over. On a related note, J took me to a party and there was a really cute guy there that looked like Jonathan Rhys Meyer. He didn't really pay much attention to me sob.Apparently he's shy/quiet to start with around new people but I think I wasn't his cup of tea. Oh yeah I forgot to mention I broke up with my boyfriend.

:laughing:

If he "hangs out" you know what I'll do with it? Pull it off and staple it to his head.

Well I guess friend zoning is more common that I thought.

i didn't have a hell date but i did have a "clearly we're friends and not lovers" date with a friend once.

we were both single on valentine so we agreed to spend it together and by the end of it, we knew for sure there was no love chemistry there.

I'm just gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you friendzoned the hell out of that guy and letting him sleep in the same bed as you is seriously ****ing with his head.

Nah. Friendzoning wasn't even a thing back then. She was just a using bitch.

I hate how the word 'friend zone' puts blame on a woman for not wanting to be with a guy, and implies she means to be vindictive. Most of the time, it's just the guy being innapropriate, or a schmuck.

It's called friendzoning because the woman is the one with the power to zone. And while the guy is certainly being an idiot by putting himself in a position where he's emotionally dependent on someone who is never going to reciprocate, they're usually too passive to be inappropriate.

And I don't know that I would say vindictive, but plenty of girls (though certainly not all) are ... selectively oblivious? They're not totally aware that they're leading on someone who's into them, but on some level they know and appreciate the attention.