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Old 07-19-2005, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK im going to seventh grade in September and im not the strongest kid in my school. How many times do I need to lift dumbells to become really strong and beat the living crap out of this fat ass that always bullies me? By the way i have a 5 pound and 8 pound dumbell. Should i work on my triceps or biceps? And am i overweight Im 5feet 2inches and i weigh 120 pounds? What is the best method to get really strong really fast?
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You don't need to.
When I was going into seventh grade I was probably 4'11 and 85 pounds.
I mean jesus.....
I knew I couldn't kick any a$$....so....
I have two statements of priceless advice that you'll be forever in debt for.


#1
You probably won't want to beat this fat kid up.
The only reason he's bullying you is because he's insecure about himself.
And you'll only be in trouble and stuff if and after you beat him up.
Trust me, it's not a good idea.

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Now I did this to a couple people.
If you really want to humiliate him, which I strongly advise you not to, then go into his 4th hour class and say, "excuse me, I need to speak to 'him'."
Look him straight in the eye and quietly say, "If you ever try to belittle me again I will kill your dog with a metal baseball bat. Then I'll put a napkin soaked with chloroform to your mother's and father's lips while they're sleeping and **** her. I'll piss on your dad and you while you sleep."
Trust me.
60 percent of the time it works everytime...
Even if you're relatively small, people can get hella scared if you say it the right way.


But seriously, if you humiliate him on a huge level there's risks.

I advise you to......
#3
Make friends with the fat kid.

#4
If you don't want to be his friend just don't be his enemy.


Then everything will be fine.
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yep snickers has the right idea, although i have never been bullied, nor been the bully. so i can not really comment but he does express some good points. i doubt the dumb **** would even know what chloroform is anyhow...
making friends with him would be kinda hard however, does this guy have many friends (jocks) that would come after you if you you did anything to him... if so that could be a problem...think about the situation before taking any action
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Snickers
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Now I did this to a couple people.
If you really want to humiliate him, which I strongly advise you not to, then go into his 4th hour class and say, "excuse me, I need to speak to 'him'."
Look him straight in the eye and quietly say, "If you ever try to belittle me again I will kill your dog with a metal baseball bat. Then I'll put a napkin soaked with chloroform to your mother's and father's lips while they're sleeping and **** her. I'll piss on your dad and you while you sleep."
Trust me.
60 percent of the time it works everytime...
Even if you're relatively small, people can get hella scared if you say it the right way.
Thats sick and ****ed up but oh so funny.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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In my school, you can beat people up in lunchtime recess and noone will notice. If you tell a teacher that you got beat up, everyone will call you a coward and make fun of you. And even if I do say that, the fat ass don't even understand English that well...
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The fat ass is kind of stupid and don't have any friends. One of my friend is even fatter than the fat ass and is way stronger. If i ask him to fight the fat ass for me, i would lose my pride
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i was in the 7th grade last year. and now im in the 8th grade (glad to see that i learned something ) anyhoo, if anyone gives you any ****, just pull a knife. orrrrrrrrr you should sneak up behind him and beat the **** out of him.
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I like the knife idea...too bad i can go to juvenile for that.
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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man it would suck to be a guy... you'd get ur ass beat all the time
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