I guess they don't like it when people play Merzbow on the Itunes Jukebox.

It was Space is the Place, actually.

I'm thinking it went more like this:

I just got her number.

So, no slap and pickle?

Not yet.

Not saying you're wrong, but this just feels more like pain from sleeping in a weird position more than anything else. But...

Update: If I had money or medical insurance I'd be going to see a doctor as we speak. Woke up with the same pain today, popped the same six Aspirin, and had the same mildly ****ty ride to work that I've had the three days prior. But I knew that the ride back home would be where my life would truly go to the ****ter, so I bought a six-pack on my break and chugged one in the bathroom after finally getting off work. Yes, I realize this is a total alchie solution to the problem, but I was ****ing desperate, as the rides home from work this week have basically been endurance trials of pain.

Kinda worked too. My back still hurt like a bitch, but I wasn't entirely cursing my existence by the time I got home. If I weren't worried about riding my bike drunk down a busy road I would have chugged two so little of a **** do I give right now.

Do some back stretches you dumb mother****er.

Nothing better than an hour long run. Now to focus.

Every time I've tried stretching even a little it's like sticking a knife in my back. When it's bad I can barely turn my head. I have Saturday and Sunday off, and if this **** isn't gone or severely lessened then I'm just saying **** it and going to the doctor.

That's why you regularly need to stretch. Your back is in all kinds of knots from sitting the way you do. You could do permanent damage if it's not dealt with.

Use an icepack for about 20 mins, than switch to something warm.. and try not to move it too much on ur day off.

Try different exercises and get a tennis ball, put it up between your back and the wall, and try to massage/roll out the painful areas. Source: I professionally throw out my back.

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EDIT: Alternating icepacks and heatpads is good too.

Everyone assumes it's from the way I sit, but I literally have been sitting this way for years. You're all just now seeing it.

It's very much a factor as it has caused strain on your back. The fact that it doesn't hurt is actually problematic as it's gotten so used to being out of whack.

Or you're just not a doctor.

He's a chiropractor.

Never said I was. Just offering advice.

15 Reasons Why the Batlord's Back Hurts

You took 15 dicks?

14. He also went disc golfing.

Life without health insurance sounds scary.
Well, it's better than communism, I guess.

You and your mama switched positions?

Must have been long dicks.

I mean, when you put enough force into the thrust while she has her face down and ass up, it can cause some back pain, well I don't even know why I'm explaining this.

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Try stretching after a few minutes in a hot shower with the water hitting where it normally hurts. After a few times of doing that it should get easier without the shower. I blew out a disc and was out of work for months years back. I got plenty of back advice if you want it.


On another note:

My digital cable was acting screwy so I called Cox and got this cool lady on the line. She had me bouncing between our 2 TVs upstairs and the main one downstairs. I was actually getting a bit winded going up and down the stairs so much and mentioned it to her. After about 3-4 trips I painfully said over the phone, "This would be so much easier if I still had both of my feet."

She gasped and then said horrified, "I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I feel terrible about this. Oh my god. I'm so sorry!".

I waited a tick and then told her I was joking. She burst out laughing and thanked me for breaking up her mundane day. I called her a bastard and she laughed like hell again.

Sometimes it's just the little things.

You have Cox? I love Cox!

Check out havoc on demand, they have an awesome Zep performance of Communication Breakdown.

I appreciate this post.

It's been another ****ty day, on top of a ****ty week, on top of a ****ty month, on top... well, you get the picture.

QUICK! Someone goad me into a pettyass argument so I can channel this melancholy into some healthy, constructive rage.

Arguing doesn't divert rage, it multiplies it.

Reread my post, little mister.

I don't entirely believe in multiculturalism.

I'm sorry, you must be confusing me with some silver spoon ex-sorority SJW patting herself on the back for how tolerant her fetishes make her.


You'll have to do better than that to inspire a face full of purple rage on me.

Well, hardcore SJWs fan be pretty dumb, and you're stupid enough to think that your doctor who recommends you your ear candles and maple syrup enemas actually cares about you and not your money.

**** black people.

If you're referring to that grade A ****, then you can give yourself an enema. I only take grade B maple syrup.

You use buying cheap and disgusting maple syrup as a source of pride to cover how broke you are.

All maple syrup that isn't from Canada is C grade at best

Canada starts with a C so that doesn't make any got dang sense.

Your math is too good for my young developing mind.