No wonder you're a journalism major.

I won't lie about being broke. But IMO grade B tastes better; it's less sticky and sweet.

**** your baiting for a Def Leppard joke.

pour some sugar on Chelsea

In the name of... suicide?

Diabetes.

A diabetic trying to commit suicide through sugar osmosis would be a very good premise for a black comedy.

I read this as a racial comment initially and that made it far better.

Slow suicide?

Edit: ****! Ninja'd.

My phone keeps ****ing up, so one last call for derisions.

Oh please, quit being such a ****ing drama queen Chelsea. Always on here trying to get everybody to pity you, we're sick of it.

I actually came here to post the same thing

:confused: at least Frown's burns have substance, wit, and a shadow of truth. I find your lack of creativity more insulting than that weak and generic stab at humor you have erroneously mistaken for a "burn"...

NEXT!

I was high as **** all day yesterday. Woke up feeling like ****.

Voted today. And also **** my parents. They'd been telling me they wanted me to read some "list" showing who to vote for, with like they're ideals and what they stand for and whatnot. So about 30 minutes before I go into the polling place, I ask my mom to send the list since I hadn't got a chance to see it yet. Turns out it was just a ballot with all the republicans circled. I asked what was up and she was like, "this is who you vote for". Baffled, I asked her if she was seriously voting for Pat McCrory. She then replied that Roy Cooper (the opposing governer choice) was for increased taxes and Obamacare. But seriously here, if you think, in good "Christian" conscience, that HB2 is anything but hate, you're a little ****ed. I just wanna leave... anyone wanna take me in before she comes home and starts trying to indoctrine me?

So who did you vote for?

President or Governor?

*indoctrinate

I thought you were Qwertyy when I was reading this and was baffled that a Canadian politician would want to expand Obamacare. But ja, people who vote by shortcuts (always vote [x]) are the scum of the earth.

That being said, you should have known what was up the second they told you they had something that said who you should vote for. If you bring your own to the indoctrination, they'll leave you alone about politics. My parents do now.

Is that a serious question?

Is this?

Yes?

You need to be more clear, I could barely even tell you had a question mark there.

Trist asked me a question, I asked him one because I wasn't sure if he was joking or what given the context.

You need to smoke less weed or something dude, your brain is running on half full or something.

You're probably right. I'm staying away from it today.

I'm about to send a long email about why HB2 is bull****. Also, I don't really support Obamacare, but seriously I could care less about what Roy was about as long as he's against the bill that almost single handedly ruined NC's economy and promotes violence and discrimination for the name of "Christian conscience". Also, I found an interesting little part of HB2 that discriminates Christians from the workplace so that's interesting.

Who do you think I voted for?

I don't know, that's why I asked.

I've been telling you who I was voting for dude.

You expect me to remember things that have been said before today? Do you even know me?

Same person you voted for.

Oh. Good. You're a good man.

Remember, a vote for defeat is a vote for defeat.

I'm sure Tristan is voting for Trump.

Ironic as you still support third party candidates.

Not nearly as astronomically ironic as that sentence is.

Hey, since you're hella cool with being a slave then why don't you go pick me some cotton.

That's not that fair, he could be picking cotton for the other guy, except he'd be grumpy about it.

Do you guys know what's really awesome? Finishing all of your work before the day is over. You know what's even more awesome? Not being able to leave work when this happens because you carpool.

That's when you find entertainment. I used to harass the customers or my coworkers.