Not as funny as people who lost friends to the holocaust. They were hysterical.

Oh damn I missed that :(

Hitler in a Bear Costume would make an excellent punk band name.

Bitch I have that youtube url memorized.

lolz

Holy ****ing god. I just went to dinner with my grandparents, uncle, and my mom for the latter's birthday. We went to this Italian place that serves ridiculous portions and I killed a massive plate of baked spaghetti with meatballs. Bout to die. The toilet will feel my wrath.

Okay so I live three goddamned miles from my parents (THREE!!!) and my mom REfUSES to help me. Seriously. She has babysat for me ONE TIME in the last SIX YEARS; it was only two hours and she bitched the whole damn time.

Now, before y'all start in on me about "not her responsibility", I'm not one of those ****ing millennials who feels entitled to help but I've ****ing even offered to PAY HER but nooooooooo she's just too damn good of a grandmother to accept payment for actually helping, so instead she'll talk talk talk about how she can't wait to babysit and spend time with her grandkids apparently not even ****ing realizing that SHE NEVER ****ING DOES IT. ****ing baby boomers man... Always patting themselves on the ****ing back for not doing ****.

Oh okay, kids. I totally thought you were talking about your cats at first. **** her.

I'd avoid your house too.

She doesn't even work.

Funny thing, she'll jump through hoops to help her own aging mom, but she treats the younger generation in her family like dog **** (not with words but actions-- or lack thereof). My niece is stuck living in the city with a manipulative psychopathic exbf and she begged my mom (her grandmother) to come live with her so she could escape that situation. And my mom told her no!!! I ****ing had to join Facebook (yes my first account) the other day just to reach out to my niece so at least she knows that somebody gives a flyin ****. ****.

Not all baby boomers are created equal. We bend over backwards to help our two kids in any way we can.

:(

Sorry bout all that. Resuming autopilot.


(Inb4 "cranberry juice" quip)

Craberr...oh.

This was the one I was hoping for :)

It's okay to whine every once in a while. I mean, Ki does it all the time and we still like him.

That's debatable.

Anything is debatable. I could debate that the sky is red or that dogs are cats or that the earth is flat or that Trump will make a good President. Plenty of ridiculous things I could argue.

no it's not, just look at your fake sig.

Case and point.

English isn't your first language, is it?

you're one to talk Vyacheslav

It's the morning, gimme a break ffs.

lol what happened to lucem

we can only hope

The forum is now a better place.

He continually posted fictitious information in the Name That Tune section, and when he was politely asked to refrain, he had a verbally abusive retort.

He earned a one week ban.

Should've been permanent.

Lol. I was going to say something a week ago about how it wasn't funny anymore but decided against it.

rip Lucem

Exactly. What's the world coming to when some commie kraut can rightfully correct a full-blooded American writer's grammar?

What was he posting? Every time someone makes a thread in that section I just post a Merzbow video cause that section is worthless.

Same thing. Except when you do it it's still funny since you don't do it every time and using a Kanye West song just isn't as funny as Merzbow.

This is what I did today. FML

pull your dang pants up you hooligan

Can't make me bitch