Up dick. Better than down dick.

either way it's still a dick

If that's what you say my Sir.

Nothing wrong with dick, as long as it's not crooked.

is whether it's up dick, down dick, or the last dick left, it's still the right dick?

up dick up dick down dick down dick left dick right dick A B start

Says the guy who keeps his girl as a slave and forces her to have sex with him. At least my ex became a heroin addict. I consider myself the fortunate one.

hahahahahahaha

try again!

Not worth my time.

so much cringe

Umm, no.

Just no.

My Sir does not "force" me into sex. Though he could if he wished, for I gave him that right. (Don't look up "consensual non-consent". It will frighten you.)

In fact, I am constantly wanting to jump his bones. I find him utterly irresistible. He never has to force me because I am always more than willing.

I am his slave, yes. (You can check my FetLife profile. I used to have a slave number at the Slave Registry before it went defunct...) But I gave myself to my Sir willingly. As a gift. It was what my love required of me. I wished to show him by an irrevocable act that I was his forever and for all time, under his authority ... and his protection.

I have had many people consider me quite overpoweringly strong. I have never known anyone who pitied my darling Sir his choice of woman. If they do, I have failed--but I will do better tomorrow to show him that he is the most beloved man on Earth...

Yeah, but you don't need my protection. You take care of yourself just fine, as your response shows.

Oh sweet sweet irony.

^

It really is quite a sight.

Ki just salty that KevMor replaced "Ki ❤ Lil" as couple extraordinaire of Music Banter.

Oh no, whatever will I do.

Seriously creepy.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2R0ct...NXjO/giphy.gif

The power of smacking your bitch is strong!

Lawl, that's funny coming from you Chula buddy.

ay it's 2016 and people still can't accept that others might want to live differently than them

To vanilla people, different lifestyles will always be taboo.

You can accept something and still be of the opinion that it's creepy. Chula Vista, for example.

Maybe I'm just weird, or not weird enough perhaps, but I don't find anything creepy about the KedMor dynamic. Two people making a relationship work, even if it doesn't necessarily fit into "modern parameters" of what a stereotypical relationship "should" look like... Well, who cares?! Every successful relationship takes on its own distinct (perhaps even offputting) personality. Who are any of us to judge??

Creepy isn't the word I'd use either.

I agree. Neither of them obviously have a problem with it so neither should we.

Yeah, their dynamic raises my eyebrows at times, but it's none of my damn business. They're grown ass people who don't owe me any explanations, and I'm a grown(ish) ass person who doesn't need to be inserting himself into **** of which I have no understanding.

Besides, there are plenty of reasons to run Mordwyr over with a truck as it is. Don't really need another excuse. :pimp:

Irons are more for grilled cheese than bacon. That iron's gonna get too greasy to function. Someone give her sensible laziness advice.

I just find it funny that they got offended by what I said when they were acting all high and mighty. Good times.

why did you add 3 extra i's to your name

unnecessary extra letters is MY THING

It's so he can glamour search his username to see if anybody is talking about him. The search requires at least four characters.

okay exxo

This tells us a lot about you, Mr. 3-letter username.

I didn't.

I already know I'm awesome. No need to verify it. I'm also a very modest person. I'm the most modest person I know in fact.

Is this some kind of master pun?

http://www.acroprintstore.com/media/...s2011/key1.jpg http://www.acroprintstore.com/media/...s2011/key1.jpg http://www.acroprintstore.com/media/...s2011/key1.jpg http://www.acroprintstore.com/media/...s2011/key1.jpg

Pffft like we're gonna start spelling it out like that.

You don't have a choice if you quote him.