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So is this a Mexican thing where you just call every older dude that you know your uncle?

Well if I was truly Mexican, I'd call him my tio, which is Mexican for uncle but since I was raised around white people my whole life I just call them uncle. And typically no, I don't know anyone who calls people their uncle when they aren't :confused:

So you're a fake Mexican.

Of course he is.

He's a Trump fanboy and probably doesn't even own a pair of pointy shoes let alone know what a decent flan tastes like.

real friends, how many of us?

Had a meeting with a company we supply parts to and my boss managed to be that much of an obnoxious dick to them, that one guy wanted to attack my boss and we had to actually restrain him.

Violence has what's gotten us to this point, thank your boss for creating the modern world.

I really like my boss but I could have done without all the cringing today's meeting induced in me.

Meetings are the wurst.

A synthexican, then.
Hope it's not parts for weapons you supply!

A deaf, dumb, and blind squirrel...

I actually like meetings.

Nah.

These grimy motherfuckers think that they can exchange Hamilton tickets for a different date? C'mon son. This bitch is soooooold out.

What? Tell the whole story.

I pissed off a family of meth heads today. I feel accomplished. ****ers parked on the sidewalk so I punched their piece of **** car.

I wish I could google stuff like "where did I leave my earbuds" because I can't find them and I'm starting to get really sour about it. I even tried pretending I was headphones and visualizing where I would be to no avail.

Hamilton in LA from here until the show ends in December is sold out, and whatever the fuck is left are either $650 or a resale ticket which people tend to charge tenfold the second they get it. And these dumbs bimbos think that they can switch from one day to the next and they want me to check every single day until I find them a ticket for a decent price. Ain't gonna happen you dumb Hollywood bitch.

When the **** did you move to LA?

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Meetings that end up like scenes out of Fight Club sound a lot more entertaining than the ones we have over here.

Oh yeah, I heard about Hamilton being in LA. I didn't even know you were out there. Yeah it was pretty bad here like that in NY. I ended up having to pay some stupidly high price as well AND wait a super long time before even seeing it.

Seems like that should've worked.

It eventually did and I found them in a gym bag I had used prior to the gym bag I currently use. So joke's on you.

...Or is it

Been chasing a bear around with a shovel

That sounds like a lot more fun than it probably was.

It was kinda fun.

It came up the hill to my camp so I got up from my hammock to shoo it off, but it would only run a few feet then like sit and hide before trying to get back in. So I got some nice sticks to hit together and make more noise. I'm pretty sure it smelled some kinda bitchin food instead of whatever they find in the woods so it got more persistent and did these little false charges at me to make me back down. And well that's when I spotted the shovel and it was game on.

It was just one smallish one though.

****ing depressing.

Say No To Life: The Dazzling, Wearisome Mediocrity of Humanity

Went to the horse races yesterday, called a bunch of loser horses ****s when they sucked, won around 150 bucks across three winning bets on the non-****s, put around 80 of it back towards drinks and food, ranted politics at/with a coworker who drove me home, eventually woke up to a **** hangover and a burst sprinkler head flooding my backyard, and now I'm prepping to take the train to LA and see Shabazz Palaces tonight where I'm gonna be on acid and ****.

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Coming down from Shabazz...**** dude. You are a damn fool if you pass up a chance to see these gods among men. ****. Holy **** dude. Wow.

I'd just play it by ear, if I was you.
You wait till its momma shows up! You'll need more than your shovel then, son! :laughing:

House smells amazing right now. Got up at 6:00 and had everything prepped and in the crockpot by 7:00. The scent of beef, oregano, garlic, and onion is intoxicating.

6:00 AM?! Who the **** gets up at 6am if they don't have to?

Old people.

I normally don't get up until 9 or 10. Only got up early cause dinner has to cook for 10-12 hours. There's a nappy in my future.

I get up that early every single day. My cats trained me to get up that early to feed them and I just end up staying up and starting my day. I usually get a nap in some time in the afternoon to make up for it.

What do you mean? He has to get up early to prep the food dummy.

This is the nearest Shabazz show to where you live btw: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/472537...adle-back-room

Yay I am free!

A FWB situation that was starting to stress me out is over! I'm so glad she found a bf to take that headache off of my hands.

'grats mate.