Judging from the music that I've seen you call terrible, I'd probably be your biggest fan.

dude same

Trust me, you would not.

I feel like I've asked this before but what is your avi? It reminds me of those Truck of Peace videos.

a bunch of iconic horror movie killers (mike myers, jason vorhees, freddie kreuger, etc.) on the mystery mobile from sooby-doo. i found one day on google images.

Thanks Q.

Fixed. How dare you not get the name right? ;)
Surely your reply has to be "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you damn kids!" :laughing:

damn how did i mess that up

thx dadheart

Dadheart :D

If we're being honest, the Scooby-Doo clan smoked tons of weed in the mystery machine. Hence their unspoken name: Doobie-Doo.

Like it. :)
Then there was Daphne: Oobie-Doo! :D
(Or possibly Boobie-Doo....)

That was weird. Sick as ****, I go to my good friends birthday party and the chick he has been liking for a long time starts talking to me about wanting to know me better and starts touching me and telling me how attractive my braids are and how I'm an enigma and even said I'm kind of like a god to her and I didn't like it because it didn't feel genuine. I don't like this fake **** and I don't know why she's trying so hard I don't like it.

she's lying

She just wants the D let her have it or not because you don't like fake people

****ing clearly.

No **** I pulled off my hat and showed her how my terribly nappy unkempt braids look with out the hat and she said, "Oh my god! Why do you cover that with a hat! That's awesome! I'm sorry, braids and dreads are just a huge turn on for me!"

And DJ, I have two friends that have been trying to **** her for a while. She's led both of them on like that but hasn't ****ed either. Well, I've never seen her try that hard. I have no clue what she's up to but I don't like it.

Would you at least nut on her tits if you knew she'd let you?

She is really gorgeous so probably if it weren't for the fact that she makes my good friend feel like glitter.

Are you some kind of god?

She's not ****ing him and he doesn't own her. Tell him to quit being a loser and THEN slip it into her. And then give her a fake number cause bros b4 hos.

I mean, she hangs out a lot so I can't just **** her and be out. He honestly wouldn't care from what he says. He was under the impression that our other friend was trying to **** her this whole time. She hasn't ****ed the guy that most chicks ****, and she's not ****ing my friend that is madly in love with her and she led both of them on fairly hard. Especially the one that likes her. So I'm really confused as to what the **** she's doing. Because she hangs out with her X and they both literally share a room and sleep in the same bed and in my head they gotta be ****ing or something. But no, I'm no going after this cock tease especially when she tried to spit that fake ass game to me lying to my face and ****. I don't like that. This must be how girls feel when these dudes walk up to them at the bar and say all this corny **** to try and get laid.



And no, I'm not a god or an enigma. I've had a few people tell me they think I"m deep or super intelligent because I'm a mystery and a keep to myself. Nope. You'll be disappointed. I'm just a bitter **** that doesn't like opening up to people. I'm about as deep as every other half assed **** name dropping Niezche because they watch enough youtube videos breaking down media to pretend to care about philosophy.

I'm not saying to track that pussy down, but if she's trying to hit that mangy dick then let her, especially if she's hot. But srsly why would I need to say that to another guy, clearly we're already on the same page and you're just bragging, which is what this whole thug life thing is about.

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I don't know, I don't get a lot of cute girls coming to me like that and normally I wouldn't care too much how fake bitch is being but under these circumstances I think it'll be a no from me. Sorry if I'm letting you down. :/

Some women do like mysterious dudes though. It is a plus and they want to figure out what makes you tick or be disappointed when they find out the real you whichever comes first. Play off of that stregnth more.

Sounds like a bitch move tbh.

No. I'm just going to be myself and act how I want to act because nothing beats getting that look when you know it's genuinely for you. And I know you know what look I'm talking about.

I guess there has to be some satisfaction in her look when she realises "Wait: you DON'T want to **** me??" :laughing: Might take her down a peg. A whole peg!

You probably didn't get what I mean. Part of being yourself is being mysterious. You said that you have heard others say the same thing before as well.

tonight i was able to get way too drunk, return myself to an acceptable level of intoxication, and get way too drunk once again. success.

also our cab driver was the funniest cabbie on the block. man was bumping travis scott with the windows down the whole way home talking about all the, and i quote, "hot pieces of ass walking down the street."

You know how when you have a co-worker who when they start talking they talk fast and a lot but use almost no precise language so they're trying to explain something work-related that you need to do and you have no ****ing idea what they're talking about and they keep repeating themselves by saying the same vague nonsense over and over again and you're within five seconds of screaming in their face, "STOP!!! Slow the **** down and say anything that isn't what you're currently saying!!!"?

Just flip the god damn burger patty already, Batlord.

I'm a little guilty of this.

Most of the stuff I say to my boss goes over his head but it's mostly because I just kind of "stream of consciousness" things based on a context I understand, but fail to consider the other side of it.

Here's an example:

Boss: "Hey, thanks for getting that client sorted out!"

Me: "No prob. Wasn't too bad because I just modified the JSP with a <c:choose> block to check the organization variable to see if the specific client was clicking the referral form so I could show the custom fields, but just so you're aware, this is only scaleable to an extent. We can keep modding the JSP but at some point we need a real solution from the app developers for client-specific requirements, as this can get out of hand. But hey, I documented the changes and we can do "now" solutions for the foreseeable future until the cows come home, but do get on the horn with the third party at some point because what I'm doing isn't even in my job description."

(Nodding politely) Welcome back Freebase! :thumb:

Thank you, my dude.

dont be a pussy, pussy.

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Cheer up

Vampires are not required to have a job since the Fairness to the Undead Act was passed. You're good.

Coworker: They use pig skin genes in GMO tomatoes, and that's why the tomato skins are so thick and hard to cut through these days and that's why they last longer than plastic.

Yuppies are so ****ing stupid.