It's interesting that you seem to know more about my supposed regret for tattoos than I do. Thanks for the enlightenment. I should get them removed today.

You should get my dick tattooed over your dick.

**** off, Fatlord.

There are too many big words in this for it to be a legit Trump tweet. He probably doesn't know what a tattoo is either, and assumes it's something to do with Islamic terrorism.

Oh noooo, OH is repulsed by me sexually however will i cope

Maybe be we should **** a few times just to be sure. I don’t want to jump to conclusions.

I think it's unfair now that your hair has grown back.

Yeah. That only leaves a mere few billion men who find you attractive, sexy, funny and smart. You may as well forget about it now Steph. Just resign yourself to being an old maid, buy some cats, start picking out chintzy curtains. It's all over.

If it makes you feel any better, Steph, I don't care about pandering to you and was the one to call you a miserable shrew cause eat ****.

Lol it's the second best insult I've received to be sure.

It makes me binge.

And like I said, it really was a horrendous haircut. Don't ever do that again.

I'm confused by this, what does my hair have anything to do with fairness?


Edit: nvm

Nothing baby.

Decent exchange of bants.

For OH:

Monami Frost (shes also vegan, so extra <3)
http://78.media.tumblr.com/9dfe00e90...2ey0o1_500.jpg

Cleo Wattenstrom
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8a/ae/d5/8...ooed-girls.jpg

































































Betty White
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3a/f4/5a/3...her-i-love.jpg

*shoots the vegan in the head and fucks the body*

those tattooed bitches went from tens to fives with all that ugly ass ink

still would happily **** but that’s sad

And that above the lip piercing looks like a ****ing disease

gross as ****

Monami Frost looks like she scribbled on herself with a Sharpie after huffing too much Dust Off behind the gym. Cleo's tats are tasteful though.

Betty is ugly as **** regardless tbh.

She's been tatted for a while, they age you know.. All the glam shots you see of tats are either brand new or photoshopped.

Also, she has some really nice pieces, it's just all black ink. All the portrait work is solid. Not a huge fan of all the crazy lettering though. Plus, she's European and adorable if you ever watch YT video.

http://www.tattoolife.com/wp-content...nami-Frost.jpg

I prefer all black tats, hers just look tacky in the first pic. It's the background shadowing combined with the writing that does it in.

Tbh try to avoid talking to DWV about chicks with tattoos on weekdays cause he'll probably be too busy picking up chicks with low self-esteem. Talk to him on weekends.

Hi. I’m an incredibly boring breeder posting about granola just like your mom on Facebook but I have ugly as **** tattoos so hey wow look at me.

Today was exhausting. Worked from 4:00 AM - 6:00 PM doing tobacco deliveries as a wholesale vendor to corner stores in 84 F weather with 97% humidity in a van without air conditioning with a passenger window that doesn't roll down. Finished deliveries at about 3:00 PM, but on the way back home on the interstate, the belt snapped on the van again. The towing took 2 or 3 hours. They couldn't find our location at first, and then when they did there was traffic from a wreck to weed through.

I need to clean my snake's tank, put in my hour of rehearsal for tour, and shower. I'm probably not going to rehearse tonight. It's getting too late and I just don't have the ****ing energy.

So, yeah. **** today. I'll probably clean Giselle's tank, shower, and hope to **** my weed guy hits me back because after all this **** I kinda just wanna smoke a bowl, watch something and sleep.

You named your truck?

The timing belt?

ftfy.. convincing me otherwise is like convincing MLM that feet are gross.

No, Giselle is my 10 ft boa constrictor.

Yep.

I understand.

Whoever fixed it is full of **** unless they told you up front it wasn’t smooth.

Second therapy session today.

Hopefully the rapist can help you.

x2

http://image.ibb.co/iPR54x/BWH.jpg

:laughing:

That is such a cool name for such a cool pet. I assume you need to have a special licence for her? Is she the first snake you've kept as a pet? Very unusual. Hey, at least you don't have to take her for walks! :laughing:
Best of luck, man.

Learn?