I just ate a meat and cheese board in the bathtub, then threw a bunch of cheese in the toilet so I could see what it would look like after hours of getting waterlogged.

CAUSE I'M A ****ING ADULT THAT'S WHY

I hope a starving African child kicks you in the cooter.

Jesus that sounds creepy and scary. Hope nothing happens.
Hey, she can always invite African children to come fish in her toilet! Sounds like a new reality show may just have been born! :laughing:

PSA: Just made a new Spotify account since every time I try to contact Facebook/Spotify about transferring my facebook-connected account (which I really don't want to use even via Spotify due to the main stalker ex) they ignore me. So if any of you see a new follower named Phantasmagoria, that's me. Transferring all my playlists is proving to be an enormous pain.

Cyber bullying, smh. This is creepy af, sounds like Dirty John status. If he's already bringing up murdering the husband that's a pretty good indicator that he's put some thought into it.... does the wife know the sender?

Brown trout fishing?

Well they are now taking it seriously because the guy sent pictures of his gun.

Nobody knows who it is, we just know that he knows our circle of friends, but I've gotten a pretty good hunch. There is this dude who was talking to her at some party and I guess he suddenly just stopped when he found out she was married and started treating her husband like ****. The next time they met he walked past the the husband to say hi to her and completely ignored him when he tried to say what's up. He seemed to be fairly cool with everybody there even me and I was giving him **** for playing obnoxiously trite dubstep at the request of the wife for his douchey attitude towards her husband, and her husband is the only person he wasn't cool with.

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If you know who it is, you should get a gang together and go fuck him up.

Or take a course of action not designed to land you in prison.

Vigilante justice is underrated

That's kind of what I've been telling people.

You guys talk like you've never whooped somebody's ass before LOL.

You sound like you've never gone to court for whooping somebody's ass before.

I have not. Thankfully.

lol

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Not yet, but I'm open to it.

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Yeah right. If you're about 15 you can get away with it, and even then it's always more trouble than it's worth.

Would it not make more sense, if you have a good idea who it is, to email or text or even meet him and warn him off, that you know who he is and you'll be watching? Threaten him that you'll go to the cops if he doesn't back off? Do I have a clue what I'm talking about? Sounds ****ed up though, really.

At least tell the husband (or wife) of your suspicions, so that when he meets them again the husband can be on his guard. You never know when someone might just decide to, I don't know, stick a knife in him and walk away....? Forewarned, as they say, gives you two extra arms.

I wouldn't give any warnings or let them know I'm on to them, for all I know it could encourage them to get the job done quicker if they think people are closing in.

He needs to be arrested ASAP. Something like this must be awful if you're on the receiving end and I would be raging if the police were slow to act over it.

Sounds like the first act of a very exciting film.

Yes this. You don't corner someone who is armed and clearly unstable.

Be proactive and within the limits of the law. You don't want a battery charge (or worse) hanging over your head for the rest of your life.

What about the second paragraph? Warn the intended victim? No? Just leave it and hope it'll somehow all work out?

kill her husband before he gets the chance

cant kill him if he’s already dead

A real friend would start ****ing the wife so the stalker targets you instead.

Church

maybe she should **** the stalker and then he’ll just off himself?

Meerting with the realtors this morning to go over selling this place and finding something smaller (and cheaper).

If it's someone from within their circle of friends I would guess he probably has the same suspicions. Depends really, could be beneficial to tell the husband who he suspects, but if he's wrong then it just makes the whole situation a bigger mess.

That’s a big deal. Good luck and think carefully.

I know everything is relative and this might not be comforting but if you think about it that’s a pretty good problem to have. I mean it’s not as good upward mobility but it beats the **** out of a lot of situations. You have a lot to be proud of. Owning house in southern California is no small achievement.

Just noticed this now: "2017 Member of the Year"! FFS! :D

If you're on the lookout for something cheaper then do it ASAP because our home prices are rising by like, a lot.

Seriously. I'd wager you guys have it as rough as we do in Sonoma County, although after the fires housing up here is even more of a cluster****. I'm pretty much in a position where I can't leave my rental unless I leave town or try to buy something (LOL).

I already did, it's just a suspicion though.

Okay. Well then I guess you've done all you can. Let's hope there's a happy ending to this.

She said she wants to leave this place now and a friend told her weak people can't handle strong places and it really bothers me that he said that. Especially since if you scroll through his time line and sift through the goofy memes to the things he actually posts majority of it is him having some emotional break down. As much posturing he does to try and prove he's strong and fearless I see through it and don't think he has any authority on what is strong. On top of that, there is nothing strong about west Salt Lake. We have weak minds, weak spirits, weak educations, weak incomes, weak police and weak beer. The only things strong about this place are the drugs and the suicide rate. The fact that she's sober 95% of the time makes her stronger than majority of Magna. Nah, he ain't strong. He's just too busy hiding behind tabs of acid to notice how ****ed up this place is.

**** every ******* that ever picked up a golf club in their ******* with that golf club.

George Carlin about golfing