thats a horrible story about your co-worker, that would be some hot peanut butter :o:

Why would you even do that? Toasted PB&J's are the only way, but you just toast the bread beforehand.

Exactly. His wife was out of town and he was kitchen illiterate (STUPID). When he came back to work a couple of days later the guy could barely speak. When he showed me the damage to his mouth I cringed so hard it almost hurt.

What an idiot :D

You'd think he'd at least blow on the food or check how hot it is by nibbling a little piece first :D

OMG though the taste of melted peanut butter with jelly on toasted bread is enough to make me want to fuck my 10-year-old self.

Fixed. You sir are a masochist.

<3

What happened to you, man? You used to be so beautiful.

WTF. Just toast the bread and then apply the peanut butter and jelly as normal. There's absolutely no burning involved. You even have to do it quick so it doesn't get cold. Nothing molten. If you don't know what I'm talking about then toast some bread and then make a PB&J like normal. It'll be fine.

It's not pedophilia if it's your past self. It's like masturbation but your past self will feel like someone actually thinks they're attractive (lol I won't).

Oh, I get it. He didn't.

And he paid dearly. Think about white blisters on the roof of your mouth for a few ticks.

Maybe even worse than the tiny white blisters I got in my nasal cavities because of snorting too much crystal meth back in the day.

You snorted crystal meth?

Well that explains a few things. I've seen that **** destroy people utterly.

I’ve snorted meth for whatever that’s worth. It’s unpleasant.

When it comes to meth, smoke em if you got em.

Did y'all just get the Trump text? Starting off on a nude was a rookie mistake.

Yeah

It was like an amber alert.

Got pretty high at work. Came in looked at my duties with the intention of getting high as long as it wasn’t anything weird on the schedule. Then I put on headphones and listened to Charlie Haden then Acid King then Danny Brown. I worked a little slower than usual on purpose.

Ya, WTF was up with that?

Had an appt. with my new PCP this morning - I like him - and then got a smog test.

I was told the system is suppose to be a switch over as the new government alert about a war and stuff like that as opposed to TV and Radio

I didn't realize that it was a test. I committed suicide already because of the emergency.

Frown has an appointment with his PCP every day

Oh come off it. There's a huge difference between having a little PCP to wind down after work and waking up to smoke a whole bag. I just like to relax is all.

I thought PCP was an upper.

My job is so slow that it stresses me out sometimes. Getting up to speed takes the edge off.

'Cause nothing says relaxation like PCP

It is a very effective pain reliever and believe me you’ll stay awake.

Yeah, you won't even feel it when you break your wrists to slip out of those handcuffs.

#Chillin

I doubt there’s anything on earth weirder than being dusted.

We were doing PCP back when it was simply known as Angel Dust. Listened to Pink Floyd's 'new' album Animals while tripping my brains out on PCP. I don't think I slept, ate, showered, or had a decent BM for about 36 hours afterwards.

Including the recent alcoholic tsunami and my past, it's a wonder I'm still around to **** with you guys and gals.

I once found a friend of mine laid out on the floor with his pants down and drooling while his GF was curled up in a corner crying. They were both 'wet'. It was scene. Man.

Man my bf's best friend is a really cool guy with great taste in media and solid encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theories - long story short, we get along great. But he's dating a "boss bitch" who calls herself a small business owner because she leased an office space to peddle her MLM wares and they always want to do double date **** but every time it turns into the guys hanging out reminiscing and me being stuck listening to this lady's stories from the latest Herbalife conference.

I can only go 4 hours without black metal, if that. 36 hours just sounds intense.

On top of poison ivy, I'm also sick with the flu. More loveliness.

From dust to boss bitch to black metal to puke. A see the natural progression here.

Swear dude

Work in a restaurant

I fixed myself a huge ass omelet this morning right after I got to work

One of the few good things about working fast food. Either you steal something or just pay 50%.

Ffs I hope you don’t pay for it

My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places.

It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though.

im thinking of trying out the schools cafe that has a chicken buffalo sammich. im hoping itll be one of the fanciest because then ill buy two for dinner later one night of the week sometime just to say i did it.
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i made stuffed shells tonight, put it on snapchat but forgot instagram :/


they were so good. im giving a speech on how to make them them for my midterms, i might have rambled on about that already :o:

have a wonderful night people who banter about music ( looks like about everything else too :o: )

That sucks, dude.