I'm not sure if I should spit on you.

Well think it over carefully bud!

Ugh, the Reddit in this thread is even more pungent than usual.

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You know I'm not really that about having dogs that are reliant on my emotional attachment. I like cats. I'm just not about animals that rely on me on a constant basis like dogs do.

But I lived well over a decade with Saint Bernards in my household and watching videos of Saint Bernards makes me feel very very homesick. I definitely miss giant floofy drooly dogs in my house. They're just part of me. Sigh.

I don't even like dogs, but then I was visiting some friends a month ago and their dog took a liking to me and stayed around me for hours. Kinda felt like I went from being anti-dogs to pro-dogs in a few hours. We were best buddies.

I'm my best friend's dog's best friend. We're tight.

Your friend can rest assured you've always got his dog's back when **** goes down.

I miss dogs. They're needy dumbasses but they can't be replaced. I'm honestly feeling sad now cause I don't have a dog. So many years with dogs at all times but now none. I feel sad.

Get a dog, man. My dog gives me comfort everyday. The only bad things about dogs is they get old and die too ****ing fast. It’s intense how you witness your own aging and death in dogs. Time has been ****ing me up this week. Death is so discomforting.

One of the biggest mind ****s of being a human is routinely going back and forth between being scared of death and wishing for it.

I'm doing really good mentally this year, but I'm still sometimes thinking that's it would be kind of nice to just be done with it all for good.

Like you're intellectually aware that there's a lot of anguish to go with a little joy. At least in the larger scope of things, that's what it seems like.

I've never really been suicidal but I feel that way from time to time. Life's pretty exhausting and not doing that sounds pretty easy.

Who the **** wrote that?

That’s ****ing brilliant!

I don't wanna make it sound like I'm contemplating suicide either. Just a feeling sometimes that life is, as you said, exhausting. Like I just want to close my eyes and sleep forever.

Then I snap out of it and move on. But it's a recurring thought.

Good post




Life gets more and more exhausting. You hit that half century and it’s like goddamn this one long ass crazy story.

I mean I know there’s no story arc but to me it feels sort of like I’m a character in a novel (probably by Tolstoy)

Very Bad Wizards did a show saying that some people are more inclined to the story arc version of themselves and others just accept the present as the only you that exists. I live like the latter but think like the former if that makes any sense.

Yeah

I want to discuss it with people but it always sounds suicidal

With me it’s like 60% ready to go 30% afraid of it 10% suicidal

***old man river***

Love that song

That is a good song. Laugh if you want, but I love the way it was used in Joe vs the Volcano.

ATM we got sick cats in the house and having dogs wouldn't be fair to them, but in a few years perhaps.

I often think about how nice it would be to not have to deal with all this **** but it doesn't stick. I like drinking, I like playing video games, I like listening to music, I like reading books, I like reading comic books, I like saying ****ty things to other people that makes them angry at me, and all of that legitimately makes me okay with living. I guess some people need to accomplish crazy things and be President of the United States but I just am okay with filling my day with silly things that make each day some kind of fun. It's not an inspiring life but it's my life and I'm willing to live it.

Some people might need to prove their worth to the human race with every day of their life but I am not one of those people and those people tend to commit genocide so who cares? All I do is listen to Venom and they (not Venom) murder Jews. What exactly am I doing wrong?

I'd love to not have to do this anymore but the thought of never doing anything anymore is the worst thought ever. I'll take whatever day comes to me so long as I'm not hooked up to an oxygen tank.

Had the urge to go into the music store tonight instead of catching my bus home and the girl I was talking about before was working. Went in, started some casual conversation. Asked her if she wants to hangout and stuff. Was about to write down my number and before I could she handed me hers.

So yeah. Good day.

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Congratulations!

And Kiiii is smart enough to wrap it up, too

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Thanks dudes

What about that other little cutie you used to date?

That could have been something but it ended a while back. We werent really dating unfortunately. This time I feel good tho. We've been texting so it's fun to get to know a person again.

That's super, Kiii!

So how long till OH starts being creepy again?

Snort some coke and dance to Disco instead

Wish i had some way to help you, bro

I really do

Some great instant karma today. Was smoking a cig outside BK and this car with a gaggle of girls was just parked in front for whatever reason, and this one bitch rolls down her window to throw a plastic lid on the ground. Then four or five seagulls SWOOPED down from the sky, screeching their hunger, and the girls screamed and rolled that window up real ****ing quick.

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What kind of pleb litters

I do. It’s liberating.

lol

does the post count increase in this thread.

jk i know it doesn't.

please don't litter

Was doing dishes last night when a hose under the sink decided to explode and spray water everywhere. Spent 2 hours trying to fix it, and pretty sure I just made it worse. Had to wait around all day today for a handy man to come replace the faucet. Thankfully, my landlord covered the bill.

There's nothing quite like getting a flat tire on a Sunday when the bike shop is closed to put the cap on a work day.

I played a tags round with the DG club this morning while I had a roast going in the crock. The smells when I got home are orgasmic. Only 2 more hours left. This is torture.

Walp. I hate naps, but I just took a two hour one.

The rest of that beef roast is now BBQ sauced up. Sweet Baby Rays... baby.