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Old 01-10-2011, 11:16 AM   #14181 (permalink)
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I thought nurses were supposed to put you at ease.

Today I had to go for a blood test, here's a section of the conversation between me & the nurse......

Her - 'How good are you with needles & injections'

Me - 'Pretty good really, they don't normally bother me'

Her - 'Well that's because you've not seen the size of this one'

Me - ''

What a bitch, even nurses have it in for me now
I can imagine her telling that same story to her friends later on. "You should have seen the look on his face..."

Hope it wasn't too bad for you.
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:19 AM   #14182 (permalink)
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At least she found my vein at the first attempt. My mother's come out of that doctor's surgery in the past with her arm looking like a pincushion.
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:04 PM   #14183 (permalink)
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I thought nurses were supposed to put you at ease.

Today I had to go for a blood test, here's a section of the conversation between me & the nurse......

Her - 'How good are you with needles & injections'

Me - 'Pretty good really, they don't normally bother me'

Her - 'Well that's because you've not seen the size of this one'

Me - ''

What a bitch, even nurses have it in for me now
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:13 PM   #14184 (permalink)
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Sadly to say but I spend most of my day looking for chicks online. LOL
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:34 PM   #14185 (permalink)
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Sadly to say but I spend most of my day looking for chicks online. LOL
It's been a hard road ever since they took 'Erotic Services' off of craigslist, bastards.
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:35 PM   #14186 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:45 PM   #14187 (permalink)
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They seem like some pretty cool peeps to me.
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Old 01-10-2011, 08:08 PM   #14188 (permalink)
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Came home to discover that there is a massive fire in a big apartment complex right down the street from my apartment. I've really never seen anything like it in person before. There were huge waves of flame shooting up into the sky, and according to the news reports I read later, 160 firefighters on the scene. When I got home I noticed in the mirror that I had little specks of soot all over my face. The fire has been going for almost 8 hours now and I can still smell smoke and hear helicopters flying around my neighborhood. Pretty crazy.
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Old 01-10-2011, 08:30 PM   #14189 (permalink)
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I just got back home from my first ever zumba class. If you don't know what that is, it's a cross between aerobics and latin dancing. All great sounding, except this instructor didn't have a warm up...he went from zero to 60 at light speed...and then continued for an ENTIRE HOUR.

I'm going to go wash the stank off and die in my bed now.
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Old 01-10-2011, 08:34 PM   #14190 (permalink)
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I actually read that as "I'm going to wash the wank stain off now" thank **** I reread it!
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