https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l0KNCzb88Q

Lol

City of Seattle and surrounding areas all froze over night. Sidewalks and streets all have a sheet of ice covering it and they are telling people to stay home and don't drive or walk anywhere unless absolutely necessary. Basically it rained in freezing temperatures last night which...created freezing rain. Boss told me not to risk it coming into work. It's like one big giant ice rink out here. The entire parking lot of my complex is covered in one giant sheet of ice. You can't even walk outside the door without slipping.

Lol

Last twenty minutes of works in the bathroom.

Jerking off is always better on company time.

As long as you didn't say jerking off is better with company. I mean, it is the season of giving but there are limits... :laughing:

That’s pretty tight ngl

I was scammed hard! 10 days worth of scamming too :o:

Thought I was buying mushroom gummies, ordered on the 16th- the package got here today and it's a ****ing watch! lol

And I set it up for a new purchase every 30 days, so I need to call the credit card company and tell them its not the product I thought I was buying and cancel future purchases!

PLUS my electric bill went up 60 bucks! so I turned the heat down so I can be cold and save some money! A hoodie and beanie on inside goes a long way!

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I didnt want a watch, I wanted the gummies like I thought I was buying!

Maybe you did get mushroom gummies and you're just really high right now.

Easy to lose track of time when you're tripping. Maybe the seller decided to prep him with the watch before the 'shrooms show up. :pimp:

https://img580.imageshack.us/img580/179/drakehah.png

adaptogenic mushrooms*

not psilocybin mushrooms*

Maybe it's just a minute sample they sent...

:o:

Sounds like a dream, I’m legitimately glad for you

Did he play at the Carousel again?
Last time he was around he called
up the leader of a band I used to
manage (they’re a favorite of his)
and they wrote a song together
about an invisible man and made
a cheap, quick video together.
Don’t worry about the awkwardness,
he’s guaranteed to be more awkward
than you!

Alright explain it to me like I'm a mental defective who might burn the house down. How do you heat up a tortilla on the stove so the cheese melts but the tortilla doesn't burn?

Rostasi !! Glad to see you haven't abandoned us 100%
I hope 2023 treats you well!

You can heat a tortilla alone by laying very briefly on the naked flame of a gas cooker. For a tortilla with cheese, you'll need an intervening bit of metal to spread the heat: a frying pan with no oil will do the trick.

We used the only light bulb in the cell which was on the ceiling in prison. Try that.

Blimey, Plankton. I hope you didn't spend too long in prison. I imagine it to be a soul-destroying experience, but you seem to have come through very well. :clap:

A short stint. I got all caught up on some light reading and took a lotta naps.

The best part about silently farting in public is if you act like you can't smell it everyone else will too.

heat up the stove and the pan first, and then put on it the tortilla

Keep it there for 5min or so

Your meal's ready

prepare your tortilla 30min or more before though

You want the tortilla to pickle in the olive oil and spices beforehand

Never heard of a pickled tortilla before :laughing:

Think you missed out an important word here, Lisna! Hope Batty didn't misunderstand you: I imagine the ER is pretty busy on New Year's night! :laughing:

Happy New Year's, y'all! 2023 can only be better....right?.....RIGHT?!?!

You're gonna need to provide solid, empirical proof of this.
Oh, and Happy New Year!

Happy new year!

I fell asleep around 9:30 and woke up in the middle of the night all excited like “BABE, IT’S A NEW YEAR!!” It was 10:55PM.

Basic white bitches.

Lesbians love early bedtimes

*raises eyebrows*

The laundry room adjacent to my spare bedroom sprung a leak and it leaked into my room and soaked my carpets in my closets. Spent all day putting towels down and moving everything. Maintenance guy brought me a heater so that's currently drying the carpet. Fortunately it happened in the laundry room so it's not my fault or anything but god damn it sucks to have to move everything. Time to smoke some weed and chill god damn. Happy new year

Coupled* lesbians

sorry

Old lesbians don't have sex so it makes sense.

Batlord you should become a lesbian

Batty is a lesbian. And a black man. And a trans woman.

I see, for a minute I thought I had been lesbianing incorrectly