*catches and builds house cause proletariat game is on point*

*fills pot holes and collects garbage to prove we don't need government to do these things*

*puts in gulag to prove you never existed*

*Rejoice that you are in prison. Here you can think of your soul.*

*guard offers food for blowjob*

*eats the food. throws it up.*

*beats until you re-eat it*

*kills elphenor*

Found out my job erases remaining vacation time if you don't use it by the end of the year so I'm taking the week of Christmas off. Would like to have taken New Years week off to get wasted with my homie but I can't even request time off past this year. ****ing ****s. I didn't even know I got vacation time until this year cause nobody says a god damn thing about vacation time. Just how much free money have I been giving BK over the last four years?

That's ****ed. Here your unused vacation time either rolls over into the next year or you get cashed out.

I could cash it out but if I don't tell them to cash it out or take vacation it just gets erased. Technically we could all know about our vacation time cause it's listed in a small, unassuming box on our pay stubs but nobody reads that whole thing. Literally the only time it's been pointed out that the box exists is when a co-worker was high on pain meds after an operation and was just staring at her pay stub like a stoner and then later was like "Hey, do you have this thing on your pay stub too?" And I had to stumble on a random announcement in the office to find out I was about to lose a week of vacay.

So you didnt ask what their benefit package was before starting? You're going to give YD an aneurism.

I remember a co-worker about a month after getting hired coming up to me and asking me about his promised medical benefits and I just laughed and told him someone done lied to him. After that he phoned in his job for about a week and then stopped showing up and all the management was getting more and more pissed and I was listening to them bitch about him like

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/e6...ff59fb4da8.jpg

So you're saying that you have medical insurance too?

lol We don't even make enough money to be penalized for not having Obamacare.

Turns out I owe my workplace like $500 for paying my share of my health insurance while I was on leave lol

huh?

While I was on leave my work paid for the total cost of my healthcare plan. Since it is typically deducted from my wages, while I was on leave and not making any wages, my work covered my share so my insurance wouldn't be interrupted. But now I have to pay it back.

So they front your healthcare as a loan? Aren't you supposed to be working for good people?

Nah we just do good work

Are you sure?

Yes

I'm tired. 11 hours and a 30 minute walk home and I've hardly eaten because I'm too broke to afford food. Man, am I grateful that my brother overdosed on heroin.

You got a Paypal or somethin?

Just made my coffee black here.

Honestly wasn't that hungry. I'm used to it though.

Thanks for the offer but I'm good. As liberal as I can be I really don't like taking hand outs or even loans. Plus, I kind of got my self into this mess so it's not really something to feel sorry for.

Edit: And I get paid tomorrow so I'll be fine.

Edit again: Man, walking home there was a **** ton of fog but I just read that it wasn't actually fog.

https://fox13now.com/2019/12/04/salt...n-the-country/

Fair enough. Don't let pride get in the way if things ever get truly desperate

Also wtf @ that article. Does it like...actually feel like you're breathing **** in? Like can you tell or is it only visible?

I can never tell but maybe I'm used to it. I never really noticed how bad our air was until I moved to downtown Salt Lake where all the tourists wear masks over their faces. I'm guessing healthier people know the difference.

Damn, reminds me of how in the santa cruz mountains recently mountain lions are dying from mercury poisoning. The fog from the coast carries the mercury to the mountains apparently, and they cant metabolize it the same way humans and all the other creatures that aren't dying of mercury poisoning can.

Hours cut back to the 9 hours, we might be working Saturday which I'm cool with because I had to leave home early because I violently vomited twice at work then a third time walking home. Which also probably looks fishy since my buddy that works two jobs left early at the same time because he had not slept for about 38 hours and was falling asleep while walking around.

No work tomorrow.

I went to buy some burgers and soda and olive oil and all I got was unauthorized charges from my credit card.

I went camping with a couple friends this weekend. Rained a lot and pretty much all of my **** got wet. Not the best time to find out that your tent has holes. I think some water got into the cracks of my phone screen and it looks like it's K.O. Went fishing and caught an invasive carp that I threw back because it would've tasted like garbage. That said, we basically had a whole lake to ourselves and took advantage of the boat we rented to make a good go of it without other people getting in the way at least. We had a canopy and were able to get a fire going both nights which made the rain tolerable. Roasted beer brots and onions over the fire were dope af. Someone was going to bring shrooms which didn't go through, which I'm kind of glad happened because I think I would've either felt hella stuck staying under the canopy when the rain was coming down hard or gotten even more soaked. Fun weekend, all in all.

Friday was Jacuzzi'ing, swimming, fine cheeses, and good movies. I fell asleep watching The Irishman, so I'll have to finish that up some time this week. Saturday, we put up Xmas deco's after shopping and getting new rotors on the Jeep, and Sunday was disc golf in the am, and football for the rest of the day with a huge Doordash order of Mexican food.

*burp*

mmmm, still tasteee

What a weekend.

Life in the fast lane.

zooom

lol

You're heading to Wyoming after Xmas?