Chased by what

Dumb goth wanks can't even burn a church. Metal wins again.

**** where's my gas can?

This image might be the only thing Biden has done that I can get on board with.

I loved the Barack and Joe buddy memes

The only Biden memes that actually work are those ones where he's sniffing various people.

My cable got cut off today. Kind of sucks because of the surplus of free time and this being the first time in a long time I’m actually interested in the local news. On the other hand, with no sports happening cable tv is even less valuable.

so no different than the clergy then

Yeah I got that too.

That’s a lot of extra data.

I woke up, rolled out of bed and went to work. It's a nice sunny day too, so I'll probably take a bike ride around lunch time.

For the first time in a good while I can inhale a nice breath. I don’t feel sick and I haven’t even popped my first .5 mgs of Xanax. I texted my tv provider and they said they can turn it back on without payment. I was straight up I don’t know if I can pay later or not and they were like ok so I got my tv back. The website for unemployment wasn’t working this morning but it did have new messages about having to apply for different jobs has been waved (waived?). I’m not worried that it was glitchy after that and wouldn’t work. I think that’s good because they’re probably reprogramming it to rubberstaml the easy cases and to add the Trump Bucks. I hope they let Trump put his signature on those checks just because it’s funny af.

I don’t care about much beyond air going easily into my lungs tbh.

I'm very glad you don't seem to have the coronavirus or anything like that. Just focus on your health. :)

I totally think it’s possible I’m (hopefully) at the end of a mild case.

I ain’t taking anything for granted. Not that I didn’t have it, don’t have it, or won’t get it soon.

But thanks bro

If you have Spotify download a new playlist every night and it doesn’t use cellular data.

You can get unlimited data for like 40-50 bucks via boost/simple mobile/etc

Verizon can eat a dick

Boost can eat a dick too if you live within five miles of a small hill.

I use simple mobile and I don't have any problems with that sort of thing

That's great to hear, dude. My chest issues are getting better thanks to a bag of CBD pills I found in a box in my closet from when I moved two months ago. They're from my best friend I grew weed with a few years back. I'm asking him for more. At least now I can be quite sure it's from anxiety and stress and not anything else.

You know what’s got me so bummed is it’s still lurking around every corner. Obviously that’s how almost everyone feels but still... damn.

Combined with the fact that I can't control the decisions and actions of my family members who are more susceptible to a sever case being smokers and overweight. I quit smoking only about seven months ago so I'm not completely out of that boat but at least I can be careful. I worry about them. And it'll still be there until they develop a vaccine.

Goddamn - he must have been pissed lol

Austin was on the news tonight because it’s spreading around there -stay safe

That's when you take his cash but dont put it in the drawer or take the loc out of the inventory! #bebest

If they didn’t film every move you make

****ing Orwell

True true. The gas station I worked at in high school had cameras but they didnt record, the managers in another city could just look in on them at any time.

We knew all the places the cameras didnt reach. A lot of marlboro menthols went missing.

Breeders are just so convinced the world exists to cater to their obnoxious, entitled family units.

Church

And quit spreading out and taking over the entire walkway you slow ass cockswaddlers.

Creepy evangelical families have too many kids and they all look distressing but at least they walk in single file to hide their numbers.

Earthquake hit Idaho. Some ****'s going down!

I wonder what all that corn sounded like rustling around.

Nah, shut the **** up.

God damn it I thought there was no way anyone would have seen my pre-edit post.

You're lucky I didn't quote it. You could've pretended it didn't happen and just said I was being a dick head.

You are being a dickhead tho.

Were any potatoes damaged?

I demand to see Batlords pre edit post

Okay, I'm done opening my doors to people. Done. I've been an idiot. OH, you're absolutely right and I'm sorry. I just had one of the strangest encounters with a person and that would have held true even without the social distancing and virus implications.

Older man came up to the door and was looking through. I did what I'm NOT doing anymore and opened up the door to speak with him and he kinda of just started walking towards me and I said "Okay, well, I guess we can talk for a second in here, please don't touch anything for your own safety." and he didn't really respond so I went behind the counter and looked at him and said "Well we're not open right now but are you looking to sell anything because we can talk about that for a minute." He said that he was looking to sell and I asked him what he was looking to sell and he pretty much...did...nothing.

He stood there, staring at me, periodically doing that lip smacking thing that people do when they're thinking or bored, for three straight minutes. Think of how long three minutes is with somebody apparently "thinking" of what they had to sell me. I just started naming things.

Do you have....books? CDs? Records? DVDs? Comics? Maps? Cassettes? 8-Tracks?

Nothing but lip smacking

"Uhhhhhh I'm trying to help here man. VHS tapes? Receivers? Turntables? Speakers?"

Nothing.

I actually just stopped talking and let him think and he continued to do so before going...

"What were before paperbacks?"

I didn't understand what he meant and he didn't know any other way to explain it to me so I just shrugged and told him that maybe he can think it over and call the shop because he really isn't supposed to be in here. He finally goes "Tarzan and Jane." and I said "You mean pulp novels?" and he said "YES!" and I said "Yeah, sure, my partner buys those occasionally but he's not here so why don't you write your name down and we'll call you." I ask him how many he has and he says "ohhhhhhhhhhh about.........half......a dozen." and I said "Six? You have six books?" and he says "Yeah like a few hundred." and I just said "Why don't you just speak with my partner about this".

He writes his name down, barely says another word, then PICKS MY CAR KEYS UP OFF THE COUNTER AND PUTS THEM IN HIS POCKET.

"Uhhhhh, those are my carkeys."

He just takes them out and shrugs and puts them on the counter then starts walking over to the display racks and by this time I had enough and told him "Sir, we're not open. Do not touch anything. I'm sorry but I'm taking this seriously. You're gunna have to leave now but we'll call you."

He goes "Seriously? I can't shop?"

I said "Absolutely not. Please, we'll call you. Thanks." and gestured towards the door.

Then he left and I just finished sanitizing everything he touched including drenching my car keys in hand sanitizer.

I'm done. I'm locking the door and talking through the glass.

Poor dude was lonely. Shoulda offered him an egg or something.

I would've hung up black curtains in the windows, kept the door locked, and put a "Closed Due to Coronavirus" sign on the door a couple of weeks ago.

And if anyone knocked at the door they would be ignored.