ok, fair. but it made me feel better to drench the dry leaves on the roof of my garage than i can't reach with the rake so OH WELL

actual lol

i'm just scared of the house going up before i can get out. it happened so fast last time, and the dry heat/low humidity/high wind conditions are almost exactly the same as in 2017. i wanted a safety barrier against the embers that get thrown ahead - that's how it spread so quickly last time - and my yard is like all redwood droppings, basically all kindling. but then again i've heard even dead redwood needles hold a lot of moisture and aren't as flammable as they look. idk i'm just scared.

psh #freebleeding

So you're just encouraging moss to grow under the leaves and destroy your roof?

TFW bitches complain about having mother****ing redwoods in their backyard.

is that a thing? idk. there's moss on everything here.

i'm not complaining about the trees, but it's like how everyone here gets so excited to see deer whereas where i grew up they're everywhere and everyone views them as rodents lol.

Pretty sure that she rents though, so **** it.

Oh true true. Is there like a security deposit thing for roofs if you're renting a house though? I feel like you letting the roof disintegrate will still cost you money.

Dont worry about the moss. Youll be under water in 100 years so it doesnt matter.

yeah i'm not responsible for this roof and therefore only care about it inasmuch as to not want it to catch fire while i am inside of it.

Me: *likes some chick's selfie*

DWV: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P0oXbI8_SE0/maxresdefault.jpg

Saw cool old Jewish therapist, had kebab, got techno record in the mail.

All is good.

I thought you were American.

If you can't appreciate kebab, then you are a sad person.

They don't even have kebab here. When I first heard British people on the internet on about kebab I was like how did grilled sticks of meat and vegetables become the ultimate drunk food and it's an Indian thing? What?

Thanks, your link showed I was right.

Bummer.

Tacos are the best drunk food anyways. Except for maybe fried chicken or burgers.

Yeah we have lots of that here.

a lady at the store literally stepped on my toe and made it bleed rushing by me because she thought i was going for the last bag of ice smdh i should sue

****ing Cali bitches, you should have punched her in the face. Duh? Like not even really joking, **** that whore, **** her up.

i've never been a fighter. i've only half landed one punch in my life.

****ing Cali bitches.

I haven't even lived in cali for most of my life

You tell him, Wyoming.

Did she just punch cows her whole life? Who did she punch?

i punched a boy in the nose in 6th grade after he called me osama bin laden

Been a rough week already. Quit cigs for a couple weeks now I'm back again. Hoping to kick it again. Gotta stop relying on it as a stress reliever. But it is not easy. Now I'm stoned and idgaf what happens.

Been getting good sleep though strangely enough.

Bro, start going to sleep at least an hour, preferably two hours earlier than you usually do. You'll get addicted to it after you learn to get over the transition.

https://i.imgur.com/Ad3DOmj.jpg?1

it's crazy out here. cars backed up into the road at every gas station, people noping out of the complex next door with suitcases - it feels just like it did last time, just chaos.

there aren't even any current fires that are at risk of spreading. but everyone feels uneasy.

*whom

why, were you rocking an ISIS beard?

Is it an invasive species?

I overheard some people having an interesting discussion over venomous versus poisonous species. One of them said that it was scarier to come in to contact with a venomous creature since it can kill an adult in minutes. The other said that was nonsense because they never heard of anyone being killed with venom, but they hear about people being poisoned all the time.

*snicker*

Bro you need to get out of Texas.

No they look dorky. Not as dorky as a bow tie but still pretty dorky.

Bruh I can take whatever silly **** you wear on a daily basis but bolo ties just shows that you're an incompetent at dressing yourself.

wut

You should get an oversized cowboy hat too.