Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

That´s great news for both of you ! A job is so important for cash, experience, self-esteem. I´m very happy for the two of you, living on your rugged, beautiful islands half a world apart.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Congrats Jess! Well done!

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Thanks Vanilla! I am happy for you too! I'm sure you'll nail it!

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

A fellow trainee botched a neckbreaker on me, and, in trying to keep his stupid ass from breaking his neck, I kind of caught him to help him bump properly and landed on my head in the process. I was forbidden from taking any back bumps after that, and I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I cried.

It's wrestling. There's no crying in wrestling. And I'm already a girl wrestling, trying to seem legit. But seriously. It was probably more frustration than pain. It hurt like ****, I got up and was wobbly, held up my hand to indicate I needed a moment, leaned on the turnbuckle, then, unable to continue standing a moment, I dropped to the mat.

When I was at the turnbuckle, they were all like, "Oh, ****...what's wrong?!" and I was like, "I'm cool, I just need a minute...I bumped weird. Hit my head. Goddammit, that sucked..."

Then, I took a few Ibuprofen, the headache vanished, and I realized it wasn't a concussion, just a horrific bump...so I got back in the ring - and immediately got elbowed in the face, busting my nose AND lip. I laughed it off, and then, because I laughed that off and was in tears from hitting my head, they decided that I probably REALLY shouldn't bump anymore today.

I kept saying I was good, and then they let me shoot wrestle a little, but everyone freaked out when I fell hard from doing that, and I figured that was about all they were going to allow me do today. I wanted to freak out and yell at them, that I was fine and just wanted to learn that ****ing move that I was supposed to learn today, and to work on my elbow drop...but they weren't being dicks. They were just showing concern, and it wouldn't have been fair to yell at them for that.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I'm pretty sure that I met a real life Uncle Ruckus in a cab driver that kept telling stories about how he doesn't like to pick up black kids in my area.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's awesome! Racism is terrible, but black on black racism can be hilarious.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by Slow Groove

Do you really think Radiohead suck?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Hermione

eat a bag of dicks.