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Sansa Stark 07-25-2013 07:57 PM
I had to learn as an adult tbh

Blarobbarg 07-25-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1349515)
Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.
Dude, I totally feel ya. Confession time: The last time that happened to me, it went aaaaalll down my leg. One stream looked normal and went into the toilet... the other one just went... down. I was wearing jeans though, so I didn't even feel it until it was all over. That was not a fun night.

Dr_Rez 07-25-2013 08:09 PM
You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.

Justthefacts 07-25-2013 08:37 PM
In 24 hours, I've only slept a half an hour. I feel completely fine.

Paul Smeenus 07-25-2013 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1349515)
Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.


Gots me a new sigfile...

Blarobbarg 07-25-2013 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1349603)
You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
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zombie kid 07-25-2013 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1349603)
You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
Hahaha, so true.

Astronomer 07-26-2013 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1349515)
Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.

FETCHER. 07-26-2013 04:42 AM
Bought an electronic cigarette yesterday, it's not as cool as hermiones because I need to press a button to get the vapour but I ****ing love it. I bought a purple mouthpiece for it and have strawberry flavour <3

djchameleon 07-26-2013 04:54 AM
I saw a news story talking about how e-cigs are gaining in popularity. Then they decided to say that it's no alternative to taking the patch or some other shite. I don't know I didn't pay attention to it much after the initial claim.


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