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FETCHER. 07-26-2013 04:56 AM

I've tried the patch before, they're ****ing useless. They fall off your skin haha, that was the biggest problem I had with them and the pharmacy told me to try Sellotaping them to my skin.... UH NO hahaha.

djchameleon 07-26-2013 05:04 AM

hmm you'd think they would come up with a way for them to not fall off so much when that's their main purpose is to stay on your skin. lol

Silly manufacturers.

FETCHER. 07-26-2013 06:37 AM

I know, at first I thought it was because I was playing basketball a lot and moving my arms loads, then I went on some college holidays and didn't play any and it still happened. ****wits. You'd think that would be the first thing they would conquer.

Dr_Rez 07-26-2013 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 1349702)

I have seen alot of strange videos but WTF did I just see there?

The Batlord 07-26-2013 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1349541)
I do that and it solves all problems. The idea that peeing sitting down is feminine is asinine - it's a matter of hygiene. The fact is that urine streams from penises splash pisswater all over the place when you pee standing up. I urge every man to try for themselves if they don't believe me. Pee naked and note how many little splatters you feel. That's your urine being sprayed on your legs and all over your bathroom. What are you trying to prove?

I don't care about it being feminine. It's just that standing up involves unzipping, whipping it out, and then getting down to business, vs. undoing your belt, pulling down your pants all the way down, sitting down, doing your business, getting back up, pulling your pants back up, and then redoing your belt.

http://img.pandawhale.com/30819-Swee...y-gif-j2gJ.gif

Burning Down 07-26-2013 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1349794)
I don't care about it being feminine. It's just that standing up involves unzipping, whipping it out, and then getting down to business, vs. undoing your belt, pulling down your pants all the way down, sitting down, doing your business, getting back up, pulling your pants back up, and then redoing your belt.

http://img.pandawhale.com/30819-Swee...y-gif-j2gJ.gif

How do you take a dump then? Is there a flap on the ass of your pants?

Sansa Stark 07-26-2013 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1349743)
Bought an electronic cigarette yesterday, it's not as cool as hermiones because I need to press a button to get the vapour but I ****ing love it. I bought a purple mouthpiece for it and have strawberry flavour <3

:D
They're amazing aren't they? So much more convienient than reg cigarettes :)

FRED HALE SR. 07-26-2013 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1349803)
:D
They're amazing aren't they? So much more convienient than reg cigarettes :)

I love smelling like an ashtray its so intoxicating.

Sansa Stark 07-26-2013 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1349804)
I love smelling like an ashtray its so intoxicating.

Anything is better than the Eau de Dickcheese you seem to favour :)

The Batlord 07-26-2013 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1349801)
How do you take a dump then? Is there a flap on the ass of your pants?

I wish. It would make pooping in the woods a hell of a lot easier.


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