Thanks Fred :) I haven't been truly happy for a very, very long time

hopin to get my car back from the mechanic so i have it for the wknd. i wanna get a new car soon but since mine is paid off its just so nice not havin the car payment lol. first real money ive put into it so i hope it doesnt become a usual thing now

Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.

I miss you :(. I'm a terrible friend.

Sit down when you pee? :soapbox:

Das fo pussies, literally.

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Where da fuq you been?

I do that and it solves all problems. The idea that peeing sitting down is feminine is asinine - it's a matter of hygiene. The fact is that urine streams from penises splash pisswater all over the place when you pee standing up. I urge every man to try for themselves if they don't believe me. Pee naked and note how many little splatters you feel. That's your urine being sprayed on your legs and all over your bathroom. What are you trying to prove?

The only time I sit down to pee is if I'm drunk and don't feel like leaning back and forth or if I'm tired in the middle of the night and would rather just sit down.

Hey, we were all taught to pee standing up. Too bad nobody taught us about how much we're pissing on ourselves by doing so.