You mean normal people?

Clarify, please... Are you calling lazy people "normal," or people who cook other humans and devour them "normal"?

Slow cookers are for fifties housewives. Microwaves are for real people.

Your new avatar is amazing Bats.

Except for cannibals on a raw food diet.

...You've just managed to simultaneously insult two demographics which may or may not even exist. Hitler would be proud.

I made it for Trollheart to replace his current one, but apparently he'd rather go with a giant pile of elephant dung.

When Trollheart decides to be a recurring member again, EVERYONE's got hell to pay

Advice of the Day: Never buy a house from a couple in the middle of a bitter divorce. I got all the way to the closing and now the ex-husband refuses to sign the bill of sale and stopped answering all calls and emails from the seller's attorney.

I put $7 grand into the purchase so far, I'll be homeless in 4 days, and there's not a thing I can do.

Duly noted.

Prove it.... how many bags of chips did you eat?