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Old 01-07-2014, 09:36 PM   #26321 (permalink)
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You know what the similarity between soy and dildos is?
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Old 01-07-2014, 09:38 PM   #26322 (permalink)
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You know what the similarity between soy and dildos is?
you put both in your mouth?
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Old 01-07-2014, 09:38 PM   #26323 (permalink)
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You know what the similarity between soy and dildos is?
You like both up yer ass?
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Old 01-07-2014, 09:40 PM   #26324 (permalink)
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Both are a substitute for meat bruh.
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Old 01-07-2014, 10:28 PM   #26325 (permalink)
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****, what an intense day! I have had to sort out so many things for paperwork and ringing different agencies and my head hurts from stressing out. I am going to relax now with Romy and Michele's High School Reunion and food.
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:31 AM   #26326 (permalink)
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Not long woke up, think I might study some but in honesty I can't be arsed. College is **** this year.
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:16 AM   #26327 (permalink)
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You know what the similarity between soy and dildos is?
They both taste like ass?
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:26 AM   #26328 (permalink)
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Yeah. Costco has an awesome supply of gluten free bread. It's actually really tasty too. We used to eat a lot of tofu.
An obvious lie. Gluten-free anything is vile. You just don't have the heart to tell your girl you hate her food do you? I'd just buy two sets of groceries: the gluten-free stuff, and the food.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:41 AM   #26329 (permalink)
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An obvious lie. Gluten-free anything is vile. You just don't have the heart to tell your girl you hate her food do you? I'd just buy two sets of groceries: the gluten-free stuff, and the food.
I agree.

Also, if you don't need to eat Gluten-free stuff because of allergies then you shouldn't be consuming it but that's your choice.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:43 AM   #26330 (permalink)
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An obvious lie. Gluten-free anything is vile. You just don't have the heart to tell your girl you hate her food do you? I'd just buy two sets of groceries: the gluten-free stuff, and the food.
No. I actually like it. Trust me, I'd tell her it tastes like **** if it tasted like ****. I also never said I don't buy.my own food. I said her food is good too.
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