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Old 01-19-2014, 08:58 AM   #26421 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:50 PM   #26422 (permalink)
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Met a girl last night, she knows my flatmate. Or my flatmate has something of an obsession with her.
They had hooked up a few times. My flatmate probably thought that meant that they had something and was the reason he sent her so many messages and referred to her as 'babe' a lot.

Anyhow, I get talking to her and she wants to cut ties with my flatmate. But doesn't know how to do it. So I offer to friendzone my own flatmate as her.
Of course the use of the term 'friendzone' as previously discussed on here is an odd one, as she didn't want to actually be friends at all. She just wanted shot of him.

Being the wordsmith I am I tried to let the guy down as lightly as possible but he did not take it at all well and seemed quite angry. He said he was sick of being friendzoned and being told he's too nice and he just wanted her to delete his number and not talk to him.
Win/Win right? Meh, I felt that he deserved a little better than that. Some reassurance even if it was somewhat insincere.

So what did I do? I went back to the girls flat with her. Ugh, even when I try to be nice and do the right thing I end up doing the wrong thing. I just have a ridiculous knack for getting myself in these type of situations.
Have been hiding in my room all of today hoping this thing just blows over.
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:56 PM   #26423 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:08 PM   #26424 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:33 PM   #26425 (permalink)
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Seriously man **** you, what a horrible friend you are.
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:45 PM   #26426 (permalink)
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Hello all. I mentioned my long time crush Kristy a few times in here, and out of nowhere she said "I bet you'd be spectacular in bed Tim" and "I've always wondered what it'd be like to have sex with you". Needless to say, you don't expect that coming from your high school crush you were always just friends with. Well, I decided just in case that I'd buy condoms. Not only for this, but for future reference too since I'll be going to a real college later this year. I did a solo test with some Trojan ones, and I knew something wasn't right. They kept rolling themselves up and felt tight. I didn't know that was abnormal. I knew they were long enough, and I know they're stretchy, so I didn't think much of it. After a few minutes it started to hurt and it took forever to get it off. I ended up with an ache in my torso for hours. It felt like I had blue balls, even though I didn't.

Long story short, after some research, I realized I need a bigger size because of girth, which I never really thought much about. Everyone always talks about length so that's all I paid attention to. So now I was curious if any of you guys had any experience with: Trojan Magnum XL, Lifestyles Kyng, Durex Love, Lifestyles Skyn Large, Durex XXL, or Trustex Extra Large condoms. I really don't feel like shelling out money again. I already emailed Trojan telling them they shouldn't just put all of their stuff on a display without any information. It's like you're just expected to know what to get. It's not like fuggin clothing. There's no explanation. Just "hey these are normal, these are snug, these are bigger, these have weird lube on them that make you feel like clouds, these taste like roast beast", etc. It's bull**** for newbies like me.
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:50 PM   #26427 (permalink)
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You should be good with Lifestyles KYNG. They are pretty roomy for girth size.

If length ends up being the issue go with One The Legend. It has similar girth size as KYNG but accommodates for length.
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Old 01-19-2014, 06:56 PM   #26428 (permalink)
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Hello all. I mentioned my long time crush Kristy a few times in here, and out of nowhere she said "I bet you'd be spectacular in bed Tim" and "I've always wondered what it'd be like to have sex with you". Needless to say, you don't expect that coming from your high school crush you were always just friends with. Well, I decided just in case that I'd buy condoms. Not only for this, but for future reference too since I'll be going to a real college later this year. I did a solo test with some Trojan ones, and I knew something wasn't right. They kept rolling themselves up and felt tight. I didn't know that was abnormal. I knew they were long enough, and I know they're stretchy, so I didn't think much of it. After a few minutes it started to hurt and it took forever to get it off. I ended up with an ache in my torso for hours. It felt like I had blue balls, even though I didn't.

Long story short, after some research, I realized I need a bigger size because of girth, which I never really thought much about. Everyone always talks about length so that's all I paid attention to. So now I was curious if any of you guys had any experience with: Trojan Magnum XL, Lifestyles Kyng, Durex Love, Lifestyles Skyn Large, Durex XXL, or Trustex Extra Large condoms. I really don't feel like shelling out money again. I already emailed Trojan telling them they shouldn't just put all of their stuff on a display without any information. It's like you're just expected to know what to get. It's not like fuggin clothing. There's no explanation. Just "hey these are normal, these are snug, these are bigger, these have weird lube on them that make you feel like clouds, these taste like roast beast", etc. It's bull**** for newbies like me.
man if i wore condoms those would be the ones i picked, sound ****ing awesome
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:37 PM   #26429 (permalink)
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Seriously man **** you, what a horrible friend you are.
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:46 PM   #26430 (permalink)
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