Not if you've been drinking absinthe.

Well I'm getting an ultrasound in about an hour. Maybe I'm pregnant~~oh my

umm idk about that, you ever heard of drunken kung fu masters? alchohol makes you loose, like a leaf in the wind if you somehow can control this unpredictability you can use it as a weapon.

ofc your average drunk is no kung fu master, he is just a riled up drunk.

yes I'm talking about an average drunk attempting to do boxing which is heavy cardio.

Drunken masters were mostly fictional anyways.

Heh so my appendix burst about 10 days ago. I'm supposed to be moving cities tomorrow and starting a new job on Monday. Hmmmm well this should be fun

damn.. sorry to hear that.
so that's why you thought you were pregnant?

Oh sorry to hear that bb. I had my appendix taken out a couple of years ago (they did it for shits and giggles). Have you had the operation? I hope you're not too sore.

No I haven't yet and might not tonight actually. Could possibly be taken out in a couple weeks in order for antibiotics to clean everything out first. I'm actually not in any pain today and it's really freaking all the doctors out haha

I was in pain when they took mine out, but it was because I have Endometriosis (and raging cysts on my ovaries) which I told them but they felt the need to do it anyway. I'm glad to hear you're not in pain though. Got to keep those doctors on their toes!

I thought a burst appendix was something that requires immediate surgery?