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The Batlord 10-15-2014 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1497996)
I honestly don't get the joke? I've been taking karate since I was nine. It's not uncommon, actually.

Strip mall karate is bull****. It's really just a way for parents to get their kids out of the house so they can have old people sex. I'm willing to bet money that if you get into a fight that all that "training" goes right out the window and you start throwing street punches just like everybody else.

RoxyRollah 10-15-2014 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1498007)
Strip mall karate is bull****. It's really just a way for parents to get their kids out of the house so they can have old people sex. I'm willing to bet money that if you get into a fight that all that "training" goes right out the window and you start throwing street punches just like everybody else.

:laughing: Old people sex.

Carpe Mortem 10-15-2014 05:00 PM

High school was weird for me. Went to four different high schools, met my first boyfriend from one of their forums, got drunk with him and his graduated friends all the time but still kept that 4.0 son. I really didn't give a **** about the people in the school because I already had folks to hang with when the bell rang. Just read a lot, headphones in constantly, never got ****ed with or talked to, except by teachers who thought I had family problems and wouldn't leave me the hell alone.

Moral of the story. Find your high school's forum or Facebook page. I mainly met people that had graduated and were trolling them, but it was still friends in the area. And meanwhile, do the lone wolf thang.

Pet_Sounds 10-15-2014 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1498007)
Strip mall karate is bull****. It's really just a way for parents to get their kids out of the house so they can have old people sex. I'm willing to bet money that if you get into a fight that all that "training" goes right out the window and you start throwing street punches just like everybody else.

I know all about the YMCA and strip mall karate. But the head instructor of my dojo has been in karate for 47 years, is in the Global Martial Arts Hall of Fame (alongside Bruce Lee), and was on friendly terms with Shoshin Nagamine (the guy who pioneered Shorin-ryu karate). We're talking contact sparring and workouts that routinely involve 150 sit-ups. It's not the babysitting kind of martial arts. In fact, one of the assistant instructors won a world kickboxing title in 2008.

RoxyRollah 10-15-2014 07:09 PM

I learnend a valuable lesson today.
I am not a doctor. Sigh I thought I was one and subsequently ended up ****ing up and infecting my bloodstream.
Now I can't work for three days and if I dont stop feeling ****ter then I have all day,I must return to the hospital and stay there until better...:(

DwnWthVwls 10-15-2014 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1498051)
I know all about the YMCA and strip mall karate. But the head instructor of my dojo has been in karate for 47 years, is in the Global Martial Arts Hall of Fame (alongside Bruce Lee), and was on friendly terms with Shoshin Nagamine (the guy who pioneered Shorin-ryu karate). We're talking contact sparring and workouts that routinely involve 150 sit-ups. It's not the babysitting kind of martial arts. In fact, one of the assistant instructors won a world kickboxing title in 2008.

He has probably never been to a real training facility. Come to NJ Batty, I'll take you to my MMA school and show you what pussies we all are :D

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1498054)
I learnend a valuable lesson today.
I am not a doctor. Sigh I thought I was one and subsequently ended up ****ing up and infecting my bloodstream.
Now I can't work for three days and if I dont stop feeling ****ter then I have all day,I must return to the hospital and stay there until better...:(

What on earth did you do?

Pet_Sounds 10-15-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1498054)
I learnend a valuable lesson today.
I am not a doctor. Sigh I thought I was one and subsequently ended up ****ing up and infecting my bloodstream.
Now I can't work for three days and if I dont stop feeling ****ter then I have all day,I must return to the hospital and stay there until better...:(

Geez, Roxy, that sucks. Hope you're feeling better soon. BTW, you still gonna request an account deactivation?

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls
He has probably never been to a real training facility. Come to NJ Batty, I'll take you to my MMA school and show you what pussies we all are :D

:laughing:

I can understand where he's coming from, though. My femle cousins are involved in a "karate" dojo where the twenty-something instructor gives out stripes for each belt (an additional grading fee, of course :rolleyes:). No regular sparring, of course, and on the rare occasion they do, it's with so much equipment they couldn't feel an anvil. When they show off their techniques to their older cousin, I don't really want to tell them what they've learned is useless.

Pet_Sounds 10-15-2014 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1498022)
High school was weird for me. Went to four different high schools, met my first boyfriend from one of their forums, got drunk with him and his graduated friends all the time but still kept that 4.0 son. I really didn't give a **** about the people in the school because I already had folks to hang with when the bell rang. Just read a lot, headphones in constantly, never got ****ed with or talked to, except by teachers who thought I had family problems and wouldn't leave me the hell alone.

Moral of the story. Find your high school's forum or Facebook page. I mainly met people that had graduated and were trolling them, but it was still friends in the area. And meanwhile, do the lone wolf thang.

You sound a lot like me, Carpe, except for the four different high schools. Although I'm only a niner, so who knows.

RoxyRollah 10-15-2014 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1498073)
Geez, Roxy, that sucks. Hope you're feeling better soon. BTW, you still gonna request an account deactivation.

Thanks sweetheart. I feel like dog ****. Doctor told me next time not to perform home surgery. Seemed easy enough. Cough*

I dunno, anymore due to the overwhelming out cry of members and the fact that you actually have to know me to find me here.I think I may just tell Dr.Allen to stick a sock in it with his Oj runs free stories.He's scaring the children ;)

Ninetales 10-15-2014 07:57 PM

roxy confirmed to have ebola


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